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fat chick

A "fat chick" is a woman who is above average in physical size. Any woman who wears a size 18 or larger dress is likely to be a fat chick. (This number has been revised upward, from size 14.) Often, these females shop at stores such as Lane Bryant, and considered to be plus-sized. Being a fat chick does not mean that the female is ugly or unattractive; rather, she is simply significantly larger than the typical normal-sized woman. Fat chicks are often called BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, or BBWs, because they are exactly that, big and beautiful.
1. I know my girlfriend is a fat chick, but I love her anyway.
2. Your ex-girlfriend is really hot, now that she put on a few pounds and is a fat chick. You might want to hook up with her again.
3. That bar that has free tacos during happy hour is a great place to pick up fat chicks.

4. Dude, that NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker on your truck is causing you to miss out on some really great women!
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
mugGet the fat chickmug.

man-spackle

A slang term referring to semen. "Man-spackle" is compared to a white spreadable wall plastering compound, hence, "man-spackle" tends to be a word used by common blue-collar workers in the construction trades.
Example 1: I pulled my penis from her vagina, and ejaculated a load of man-spackle onto her breasts.

Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!
by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010
mugGet the man-spacklemug.

Crotchbleeder

"Crotchbleeder" is a denigrating term that refers to a woman working in a career field that is not traditional for females.
1. She used to be really nice to socialize with, until she took that job and, almost overnight, she became an insufferable crotchbleeder.

2. I know that she is a crotchbleeder, but, to be truthful, i like her anyway.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
mugGet the Crotchbleedermug.

cat-rancher

Normally a woman, often in her forties or older, who lives with multiple cats. She will drive you insane when she shows you endless pictures of her herd of cats. She has a story about each and every feline, (each one is SOOO adorable,) and she can't wait to share them with you. You definitely don't want to sit next to a cat-rancher on an airplane or train.
1. Those women hang out with each other too much. They better be careful, or they will end up being cat-ranchers!

2. That cat-rancher in the waiting room drove me nuts. Too bad she had an iPad, because it made it easy for her to show me all those boring pictures.
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
mugGet the cat-ranchermug.

Selma snarl

An angry and bitter facial expression that belies an unhelpful attitude that some Negro people have toward white people. The Selma snarl is frequently found in employees of restaurants and airports. Negros with positions of power are often known to give a white person the Selma snarl. The Selma snarl is commonly seen on the faces of black people who work for any state's DMV office.
1. That woman who works at the help desk just gives one word answers, along with the obligatory Selma snarl.
by Rook's Buddy May 17, 2010
mugGet the Selma snarlmug.

body condom

A body condom is an imaginary device that one might wish they had when they break down and have sexual intercourse with a really filthy woman. Her vagina reeks, and you can be certain that she is a candidate for having multiple STDs. Unfortunately, you don't have a body condom, and you are really horny, so you don a normal condom and dive in, hoping for the best.
1. That bitch was really nasty. I fucked her, but really wish I had worn a body condom, for a bit more protection.

2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
mugGet the body condommug.

Take a Midol

"Take a Midol" is a disparaging phrase said to a woman who is behaving in a bitchy and confrontational fashion, as women are know to do when experiencing the symptoms of PMS. Sometimes said by a male, the phrase is more powerful when uttered by a female toward another female, as a strong complaint about the woman's behavior and/or attitude. (Midol is a commonly used over-the-counter medication marketed to women for the symptoms of PMS.)
Woman to woman: What is wrong with you? Stop being so upset and take a Midol!

Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!
by Rook's Buddy June 3, 2010
mugGet the Take a Midolmug.

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