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fat chick

A "fat chick" is a woman who is above average in physical size. Any woman who wears a size 18 or larger dress is likely to be a fat chick. (This number has been revised upward, from size 14.) Often, these females shop at stores such as Lane Bryant, and considered to be plus-sized. Being a fat chick does not mean that the female is ugly or unattractive; rather, she is simply significantly larger than the typical normal-sized woman. Fat chicks are often called BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, or BBWs, because they are exactly that, big and beautiful.
1. I know my girlfriend is a fat chick, but I love her anyway.
2. Your ex-girlfriend is really hot, now that she put on a few pounds and is a fat chick. You might want to hook up with her again.
3. That bar that has free tacos during happy hour is a great place to pick up fat chicks.

4. Dude, that NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker on your truck is causing you to miss out on some really great women!
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
mugGet the fat chickmug.

man-spackle

A slang term referring to semen. "Man-spackle" is compared to a white spreadable wall plastering compound, hence, "man-spackle" tends to be a word used by common blue-collar workers in the construction trades.
Example 1: I pulled my penis from her vagina, and ejaculated a load of man-spackle onto her breasts.

Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!
by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010
mugGet the man-spacklemug.

tampon troll

A debasing and nasty term for a lesbian, "tampon troll" is synonymous with bull-dyke. A tampon troll can often be found in non-traditional careers and jobs for females, such as: Police Officer, security guard, airline pilot and Border Patrol Agent. Female military officers are often tampon trolls.

Missing a penis, the tampon troll is jealous of, and generally resentful of males.
1. Check out that tampon troll! She has her cigarettes rolled up in her shirt sleeve!
2. That tampon troll sure looks frightening when she wears that tool belt.
3. That cop that ticketed me for speeding was a nasty tampon troll. What a cunt! I bet she would not have cited me had I been an attractive woman.
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
mugGet the tampon trollmug.

cat-rancher

Normally a woman, often in her forties or older, who lives with multiple cats. She will drive you insane when she shows you endless pictures of her herd of cats. She has a story about each and every feline, (each one is SOOO adorable,) and she can't wait to share them with you. You definitely don't want to sit next to a cat-rancher on an airplane or train.
1. Those women hang out with each other too much. They better be careful, or they will end up being cat-ranchers!

2. That cat-rancher in the waiting room drove me nuts. Too bad she had an iPad, because it made it easy for her to show me all those boring pictures.
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
mugGet the cat-ranchermug.

Geocaching

Geocaching is a sport that is perfect for nerds. The participants can use their computers and high-tech Global Positioning System devices to hunt down and dig up objects that have little or no intrinsic value. Think if it as an Easter egg hunt for adults who have not yet grown up. Peter Pan prancer-types, mostly.
Seth, I just found the geocaching find of the Millennium! It contained THE FROG. You know about THE FROG, don't you Seth?
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
mugGet the Geocachingmug.

Selma snarl

An angry and bitter facial expression that belies an unhelpful attitude that some Negro people have toward white people. The Selma snarl is frequently found in employees of restaurants and airports. Negros with positions of power are often known to give a white person the Selma snarl. The Selma snarl is commonly seen on the faces of black people who work for any state's DMV office.
1. That woman who works at the help desk just gives one word answers, along with the obligatory Selma snarl.
by Rook's Buddy May 17, 2010
mugGet the Selma snarlmug.

vaginal politics

Vaginal politics refers to the workplace interaction with women, especially when the boss, or supervisor, is a woman. There is no gender bias in this definition, as vaginal politics effect both women and men. Often, vaginal politics involves latent sexual desires, with many hidden meanings and double entendres.
1. The organization was great to work for, the eventually the vaginal politics got to be too much after they replaced my old boss with a female.

2. My job has gotten much easier now that I'm fucking my boss. He never has me do any of the scut work.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
mugGet the vaginal politicsmug.

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