Rook's Buddy's definitions

Michigan hillbilly

A people who migrated to Michigan from the coal-producing states of Appalachia. To include: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. A Southern accent is often detectable in these people. Often Michigan hillbillies will have relatives in the Southern states.

1. Those Michigan hillbillies sure love those pickup trucks with big tires! (Monster truck Big Foot came from Michigan.)

2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.

Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

Selma snarl

An angry and bitter facial expression that belies an unhelpful attitude that some Negro people have toward white people. The Selma snarl is frequently found in employees of restaurants and airports. Negros with positions of power are often known to give a white person the Selma snarl. The Selma snarl is commonly seen on the faces of black people who work for any state's DMV office.

1. That woman who works at the help desk just gives one word answers, along with the obligatory Selma snarl.

by Rook's Buddy May 17, 2010

cat-rancher

Normally a woman, often in her forties or older, who lives with multiple cats. She will drive you insane when she shows you endless pictures of her herd of cats. She has a story about each and every feline, (each one is SOOO adorable,) and she can't wait to share them with you. You definitely don't want to sit next to a cat-rancher on an airplane or train.

1. Those women hang out with each other too much. They better be careful, or they will end up being cat-ranchers!

2. That cat-rancher in the waiting room drove me nuts. Too bad she had an iPad, because it made it easy for her to show me all those boring pictures.

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

receptacle

An old word used to describe a sex-only relationship. "Receptacle" was made popular by a handsome young Physician character on the 80s television drama St. Elsewhere. The young Doctor said: "I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a receptacle." For the era, this was quite shocking. President Reagan was in office at the time.

Modern example: "Dude, I just can't handle a relationship that requires meaningful social interaction. I only need a receptacle to ejaculate my goo into."

by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010

Saturday morning shit

A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.

1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.

2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Nancy-boy

The word "Nancy-boy" is a postwar term for a homosexual male. It is a softer word than faggot, queer, or dick-smoker. "Nancy-boy" is synonymous with "that way," meaning light-in-the-loafers, but harmless and not at all threatening or predatory.

Your brother is sure a Nancy-boy. His house is just beautiful, and he keeps a wonderful yard. His pug dogs are cute too!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Crotchbleeder

"Crotchbleeder" is a denigrating term that refers to a woman working in a career field that is not traditional for females.

1. She used to be really nice to socialize with, until she took that job and, almost overnight, she became an insufferable crotchbleeder.

2. I know that she is a crotchbleeder, but, to be truthful, i like her anyway.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010