Roger's definitions

doored

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

by roger February 3, 2004

squirrelly

1.having the attributes of a squirrel. Acrobatic, sneaky,probably up to no good in a good way. Zen tweaking ninja.
(not to be confused with "weaselly" or the "tweaking" of pigeons)
2. probably deliberate, wack spazzy strangeness

You see that kid Robot, the one with his bare feet hangin' outta the airduct, trying to sneak into the principal's office, the one singing Christmas carols? Dude's friggin' squirrelly!

by roger January 27, 2004

Reirom

King of roms;
Pope of Emulation;
Midas netal;
An individual with high intelect and linguistic skills.

Reirom speak only regulated in the logic and grownded in the reason

by Roger February 16, 2004

Jizz Mitt

The girl in the office everyone has had sex with. Syn: Cum Glove

I porked the Jizz Mitt last night, but dont tell anyone, so did larry.

by roger October 16, 2003

nutbag

someone who is a little bit crazy, a little bit squirrelly

That dude just talked for half an hour straight about flying saucers and their connection to the tabasco sauce industry. What a nutbag!

by roger February 3, 2004

Doverican

A Latino from the town of Dover in Morris County New Jersey. Often works in the landscaping industry and drives old cars with shiny plastic rims.

The Dovericans pulled up to cut my lawn in their 1989 Toyota corolla with its shiny plastic rims.

by Roger May 6, 2004

bit it

a general term for what you did when you get doored, face plant or somehow trip, slip or otherwise fall

Jim's skateboard landed on gravel. That's when he bit it.

by roger February 3, 2004