Roger's definitions

Admiral Perry

1. Commanding officer of the "Butt Pirate Navy" (1994-present).
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")

All sailors of the Butt Pirate Navy were assembled for a demonstration by Admiral Perry on proper fudge packing.

by Roger February 26, 2003

flakey

adj.,to be unreliable, and/or absent-minded, flighty, fickle. Generally unresponsible.

Bob said he'd bring beer and instead he invited his friends who brought no beer.And he used to be into punk and now he likes disco. Dude is totally flakey.

by roger February 5, 2004

squirrelly

1.having the attributes of a squirrel. Acrobatic, sneaky,probably up to no good in a good way. Zen tweaking ninja.
(not to be confused with "weaselly" or the "tweaking" of pigeons)
2. probably deliberate, wack spazzy strangeness

You see that kid Robot, the one with his bare feet hangin' outta the airduct, trying to sneak into the principal's office, the one singing Christmas carols? Dude's friggin' squirrelly!

by roger January 27, 2004

nutbag

someone who is a little bit crazy, a little bit squirrelly

That dude just talked for half an hour straight about flying saucers and their connection to the tabasco sauce industry. What a nutbag!

by roger February 3, 2004

Jizz Mitt

The girl in the office everyone has had sex with. Syn: Cum Glove

I porked the Jizz Mitt last night, but dont tell anyone, so did larry.

by roger October 16, 2003

Doverican

A Latino from the town of Dover in Morris County New Jersey. Often works in the landscaping industry and drives old cars with shiny plastic rims.

The Dovericans pulled up to cut my lawn in their 1989 Toyota corolla with its shiny plastic rims.

by Roger May 6, 2004

Marines

A volunteer branch of the United States Armed Services who historically have protected, are protecting and will continue to protect the freedom and rights of all Americans. The same brave men and women who help to uphold the first amendment right that allows us various freedoms, such as the freedom to submit slang terms to this site.

"The duty of the United States Marine Corps is to uphold the freedoms that all Americans enjoy."

by Roger August 27, 2003