Roger's definitions

boofer

A white male who likes his dick sucked by other males; usually named Jay or Jace

Jace doesn't have a girl friend because he's a Boofer.

by Roger February 25, 2003

hummer

1. Similar to a blowjob, but more pleasurable to the ass clown giving it than to the Boofer getting it.
2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...

"Darren is an ass clown, but he gives great hummers", said Jace.

by Roger February 26, 2003

Admiral Perry

1. Commanding officer of the "Butt Pirate Navy" (1994-present).
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")

All sailors of the Butt Pirate Navy were assembled for a demonstration by Admiral Perry on proper fudge packing.

by Roger February 26, 2003

go commando

a guy deliberately not wearing underwear

"Nobody seemed to pay much attention when I dropped my pants until I decided to go command."

by Roger March 6, 2003