Definitions by Roger
hummer
1. Similar to a blowjob, but more pleasurable to the ass clown giving it than to the Boofer getting it.
2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...
2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...
Admiral Perry
1. Commanding officer of the "Butt Pirate Navy" (1994-present).
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")
All sailors of the Butt Pirate Navy were assembled for a demonstration by Admiral Perry on proper fudge packing.
Admiral Perry by Roger February 26, 2003
boofer
Jace doesn't have a girl friend because he's a Boofer.