by Roger March 06, 2003

1. Commanding officer of the "Butt Pirate Navy" (1994-present).
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")
All sailors of the Butt Pirate Navy were assembled for a demonstration by Admiral Perry on proper fudge packing.
by Roger February 26, 2003

A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.
Used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle.
Used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle.
by roger August 26, 2004

A form of punishment that teachers give to there students because they are too bored to do an in class assignment!
by Roger March 10, 2005

