Lonzerotti's Rat

A legendary rat the size of a small dog that lives in the basement of the Italian restaurant Lonzeratti's.

I think my manicotti is stuffed with the Lonzerotti's Rat's poop.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Sluth

A slutty sloth that has sex with all the male sloths in the area.

That sluth is so loose she "gets around" faster than she gets around.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Chain Stroker

Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.

He had a serious addiction to masturbating...he was a chain stroker.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Dick Chuck

When a girl deep throats your weiner, gags, then barfs all over you, your dick, and everything else.

A week after the Dick Chuck I was still trying the get the stains out of the carpet and my weiner.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Pamela Handerson

My right hand with which I stroke.

I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Phone Sex

When you slap your penis between a flip phone and procede to have sex with it.

I had phone sex but accidentally electrocuted myself and singed my penis.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

Sweater Cows

Big boobs or big clothed boobs.

I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.

by rocketman January 30, 2005