Definitions by Robert Head
Tip
A little head, a little rim etc. A slight receiving of felatio just around the head of the penis. When asked "did you tip her?" in the context of tipping a prostitute, a typical reply may be: "no, but she sure as hell tipped me... know what I'm saying yeeaawww!".
Person 1: I'm glad that you convinced Sam to give me a little head, I was feeling quite the boxed up one...
Person 2: Argh no worries, she's a good girl really. Think she may like you.
Person 1: Well that's a 100 percent felatio to date ratio, maybe if I never take her out she'll give me full access to the pearl rewards within her oyster... if you know what I'm saying...
Person 2: ... you cold man, you're damn near heartless. Anyway, did you tip the girl... please tell me you did, she has class you hear, a little head - £10, a little on the side for her pocket. We agreed man.
Person 1: Well put it one way, one of us got tipped... but it certainly wasn't her! Hahahahaha, hey Guy... hey where you going man?
Person 2: Argh no worries, she's a good girl really. Think she may like you.
Person 1: Well that's a 100 percent felatio to date ratio, maybe if I never take her out she'll give me full access to the pearl rewards within her oyster... if you know what I'm saying...
Person 2: ... you cold man, you're damn near heartless. Anyway, did you tip the girl... please tell me you did, she has class you hear, a little head - £10, a little on the side for her pocket. We agreed man.
Person 1: Well put it one way, one of us got tipped... but it certainly wasn't her! Hahahahaha, hey Guy... hey where you going man?
Tip by Robert Head December 9, 2008
Triangle material
A person or thing that is so downright stupid and incompetent that say in the context of starting a band would be placed on either a gong or most likely a triangle; as can be seen in Blackadder goes Forth, during the intro Baldrick chimes a triangle with all the look of a genial miracle worker on his face.
Call her Mindy: So, are you asking Rick to the prom
Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.
Mindy: But the body, oh the body...
Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.
Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -
Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.
Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.
Mindy: But the body, oh the body...
Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.
Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -
Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.
Triangle material by Robert Head December 9, 2008
Just like school in July
In American term-times, July is the time when children don't have school. Thus someone who's just like school in july has no class.
Just like school in July by Robert Head April 26, 2007
galaxy
1. A large globule of stars and other celestial bodies. Ours is a spiral galaxy; much like the spiraling tail at the furthermost point of a hurricane.
2. The bestest chocolate available for consumption!
3. A portly woman.
2. The bestest chocolate available for consumption!
3. A portly woman.
1. "Man I wish I could fit my whole collection of prada bags into this pint-size galaxy" said the supermodel.
2. It's creamy, but it's not spermazoa.
3."look at the size of that galaxy; I bet she shits stars!".
2. It's creamy, but it's not spermazoa.
3."look at the size of that galaxy; I bet she shits stars!".
galaxy by Robert Head April 26, 2007
Chest-buns
A synonym for breasts. Otherwise known as ta-tas, boobs, bust, breasties, chicken tats, rack, jelly stack-ems, tits, cans, bazongas, fun bags, missiles, teets, jubblies, mama factories, milk-ems, dirty pillows, caressables, welsh terrain, lumpy v space, (melons or other large fruit) bumps or lumps.
Chest-buns by Robert Head April 26, 2007
Justin timberdrain
Justin timberdrain by Robert Head April 24, 2007
cock-flick
John thought it would be funny to give me a cock-flick, he delves in those cock-flick pictures though.
cock-flick by Robert Head April 23, 2007