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Definitions by Robert Head

Dreadlock sausages 

In the context of eating a hippy at thanksgiving time and wanting to savour every part, after the crown of turkey is cooked you may wish for some sausage to add just to flare up the presentation of the thing. Well good news, if there are any local hippies living in your vicinity why not just break off a few dreadlocks of their's and have those instead? As can be seen in the "I hate hummers" video at blerds.com
"Hippies. I hate hippies. I eat hippies for thanks giving dinner. Dreadlock sausages mother fucker: crunch, crunch, crunchety crunch."
Dreadlock sausages by Robert Head December 9, 2008

Triangle material

A person or thing that is so downright stupid and incompetent that say in the context of starting a band would be placed on either a gong or most likely a triangle; as can be seen in Blackadder goes Forth, during the intro Baldrick chimes a triangle with all the look of a genial miracle worker on his face.
Call her Mindy: So, are you asking Rick to the prom

Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.

Mindy: But the body, oh the body...

Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.

Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -

Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.
Triangle material by Robert Head December 9, 2008
1. A large globule of stars and other celestial bodies. Ours is a spiral galaxy; much like the spiraling tail at the furthermost point of a hurricane.

2. The bestest chocolate available for consumption!

3. A portly woman.
1. "Man I wish I could fit my whole collection of prada bags into this pint-size galaxy" said the supermodel.

2. It's creamy, but it's not spermazoa.

3."look at the size of that galaxy; I bet she shits stars!".
galaxy by Robert Head April 26, 2007

Just like school in July 

In American term-times, July is the time when children don't have school. Thus someone who's just like school in july has no class.
"Dude you're just like school in July: no class."

Chest-buns 

A synonym for breasts. Otherwise known as ta-tas, boobs, bust, breasties, chicken tats, rack, jelly stack-ems, tits, cans, bazongas, fun bags, missiles, teets, jubblies, mama factories, milk-ems, dirty pillows, caressables, welsh terrain, lumpy v space, (melons or other large fruit) bumps or lumps.
"I'm guessing you bake, because you have chest-buns... alright!" Yes... how corny.
Chest-buns by Robert Head April 26, 2007

Justin timberdrain 

A guy who sucks the life from the world of film.
That film was a regular justin timberdrain.

cock-flick 

To flick a penis. Also a gay porn movie.
John thought it would be funny to give me a cock-flick, he delves in those cock-flick pictures though.
cock-flick by Robert Head April 23, 2007