Robert Head's definitions

cock-flick

To flick a penis. Also a gay porn movie.

John thought it would be funny to give me a cock-flick, he delves in those cock-flick pictures though.

by Robert Head April 23, 2007

Just like school in July

In American term-times, July is the time when children don't have school. Thus someone who's just like school in july has no class.

"Dude you're just like school in July: no class."

by Robert Head April 26, 2007

Tedious tonguing

When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:

as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".

by Robert Head December 24, 2008

Triangle material

A person or thing that is so downright stupid and incompetent that say in the context of starting a band would be placed on either a gong or most likely a triangle; as can be seen in Blackadder goes Forth, during the intro Baldrick chimes a triangle with all the look of a genial miracle worker on his face.

Call her Mindy: So, are you asking Rick to the prom

Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.

Mindy: But the body, oh the body...

Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.

Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -

Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.

by Robert Head December 9, 2008

Dreadlock sausages

In the context of eating a hippy at thanksgiving time and wanting to savour every part, after the crown of turkey is cooked you may wish for some sausage to add just to flare up the presentation of the thing. Well good news, if there are any local hippies living in your vicinity why not just break off a few dreadlocks of their's and have those instead? As can be seen in the "I hate hummers" video at blerds.com

"Hippies. I hate hippies. I eat hippies for thanks giving dinner. Dreadlock sausages mother fucker: crunch, crunch, crunchety crunch."

by Robert Head December 9, 2008

Justin timberdrain

A guy who sucks the life from the world of film.

That film was a regular justin timberdrain.

by Robert Head April 24, 2007

galaxy

1. A large globule of stars and other celestial bodies. Ours is a spiral galaxy; much like the spiraling tail at the furthermost point of a hurricane.

2. The bestest chocolate available for consumption!

3. A portly woman.

1. "Man I wish I could fit my whole collection of prada bags into this pint-size galaxy" said the supermodel.

2. It's creamy, but it's not spermazoa.

3."look at the size of that galaxy; I bet she shits stars!".

by Robert Head April 26, 2007