Rob's definitions

Kyfe

A theif.
One who borrows without permission, and has no intention on giving it back.
One who takes something valuable to get back at someone.

Also see asshole

Ben's a fucking kyfe.

"I'm pissed."
"Why?"
"Roger kyfed my sister's virginity before I could."

by Rob December 24, 2004

Urbandictionary namecaller

Someone who feels the need to define someones name and call them bad things.

Also see Urbandictionary Junkie

EDUARDO IS A PEICE OF CRAP FROM SOME MESSAGE BOARD!!!!111!11!1!!!11!1!!1oneone!!!!

by Rob October 10, 2004

tittygargoyle

One whose "titties" take on a monstorous appearance during the day in order to frighten and horrify young children. The Greeks coined this term to primarily describe fifth grade teachers.

Mrs. Balzdorf was a tittygargoyle! Everytime she moved in front of the class, her titties bounced and killed small children.

by Rob July 25, 2004

Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.

I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!

by Rob April 11, 2005

ashley blue

a hot pornstar who likes it up the ass...

yesterday I fucked ashley blue up the ass, and creampied that shit!

by rob April 4, 2004

Stick

A stick is another word for what people in Montreal call a joint.

Do you wanna go smoke a stick?

by Rob August 2, 2004

duce

a street gang in the almaden valley,

duce just rolled up here and beat his ass.

by rob April 18, 2004