Rimbozaggy's definitions

Methargic

sedentary and lazy feeling experienced after staying up 3 days on amphetamines

Carl was feeling methargic after spending 18 hours stripping the insulation off of copper wire

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

scentervention

When a group of friends and family organize a surprise sit-down in order to address an individual's unpleasant body odor or the odor of their home or vehicle. Scentervention may involve gentle or direct communication, and is often motivated by concern for the individual's well-being and social interactions.

"After months of avoiding carpooling with Joe, we finally had to have a scentervention and tell him that his car smells like a mix between a sweaty dogs ball sack and a taco truck."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Karensomnia

The inability to sleep due to excessive worrying or complaining about trivial things, similar to how a stereotypical "Karen" might behave when they feel wronged.

"Ever since she got the wrong order at the coffee shop, Karen has been experiencing Karensomnia, lying awake at night and worrying about whether the barista will get her order right next time."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

rimweld

Someone who uses their penis to apply a bead of semen around someones outer rectum while ejaculating.

Jim's OCD compelled him to rimweld Paul's asshole like he was sealing it shut for the night.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

queue-anon

Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.

"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Vendettamorphosis

Vendettamorphosis (noun) - the process of transforming from a mild-mannered, peace-loving individual into a revenge-seeking, grudge-holding fiend. It typically occurs after someone has been wronged, and they become fixated on seeking retribution against their perceived oppressor. Symptoms may include obsessively plotting schemes, muttering curses under one's breath, and an intense desire for justice (or revenge, depending on your perspective). Treatment may include meditation, therapy, or simply learning to let it go.

"After years of putting up with his boss's abuse, John experienced a vendettamorphosis and decided to get even by stealing all of his office supplies and leaving anonymous complaints to HR."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023