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Blake's law 

A rule designed by and for clueless students which states "When unsure how to proceed in a physics question, multiply all given numbers together and hope for the best."
Person 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4b?

Person 2: I don't know, I just used Blake's law.
Blake's law by Shattubatu May 5, 2012

blake's butt 

Unbelievably smaller than Emma's.
blake's butt by gangster455 May 15, 2014

bloke smoker 

1. The verb: to bloke smoke - to give oral sex to a man
2. A bloke smoker - someone who gives oral sex to a man
"I saw him smoking a bloke last night, fucking bloke smoker"
bloke smoker by Ewan Slater March 23, 2007

Blake’s sister 

Blake’s sister is hot and she is way hotter then Blake will ever be
Blake’s sister by Rieueue November 23, 2021

Blake’s car 

Blake’s car Is used by shit cunts to be shit
Blake’s car by JoshHoultz November 28, 2019

Bloke Smoking 

The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.
-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking
Bloke Smoking by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH December 18, 2022