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A TV programme (in the UK usually made by The BBC or Channel 4), that presents itself as a factual and impartial, educational piece, but in fact is an agenda driven piece of political propaganda created to convince the population that lies are the truth and that the truth is a lie; usually by creating a false flag threat that doesn't actually exist, that will keep the population looking in the wrong direction, or by glorifying faux revolutionary movements,that will keep the population chasing shadows.
by Rikstir July 18, 2019
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I person who believes attending the Capitalist money making project called the Glastonbury Festival, makes them in some way; new age, green, liberal, open minded, or relevant.
Glastontories are the most phoney people on the planet. They will spend three days at the festival telling everyone how green they are, and then leave their tent and all their rubbish for someone else to clear up, because they’re just too lazy and ignorant to do it themselves. They will tell everyone at the festival how passionate they are about the homeless, but once they get back to the real world, they will walk past street people, like they’re from another planet. They will tell everyone about their boundless social conscience, whilst never actually contributing anything to planet Earth or the human race, except: waste, pollution, and unneeded children that will grow up to be just as ignorant, as they are.
I person who believes attending the Capitalist money making project called the Glastonbury Festival, makes them in some way; new age, green, liberal, open minded, or relevant.
Glastontories are the most phoney people on the planet. They will spend three days at the festival telling everyone how green they are, and then leave their tent and all their rubbish for someone else to clear up, because they’re just too lazy and ignorant to do it themselves. They will tell everyone at the festival how passionate they are about the homeless, but once they get back to the real world, they will walk past street people, like they’re from another planet. They will tell everyone about their boundless social conscience, whilst never actually contributing anything to planet Earth or the human race, except: waste, pollution, and unneeded children that will grow up to be just as ignorant, as they are.
by Rikstir August 22, 2019
Get the Glastontory mug.Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.
by Rikstir July 20, 2019
Get the Tarquin & Margo mug.Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
by Rikstir April 28, 2017
Get the Bullshit Baffles Brains mug.A chavert is an action or behaviour, that exposes someone to be less educated and or cultured than the persona they are presenting to the world.
A very common example is, adding SELF to the ends of words erroneously. Saying myself, yourself, or themselves, when you should be saying, me, you, and them. Is a sure fire way to display that you are pretending to be better educated than you actually are.
A very common example is, adding SELF to the ends of words erroneously. Saying myself, yourself, or themselves, when you should be saying, me, you, and them. Is a sure fire way to display that you are pretending to be better educated than you actually are.
That bell end is wearing £1,000.00 trainers, but his children haven't even got beds to sleep in: massive chavert.
by Rikstir January 9, 2025
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Get the Gruddle mug.An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.
You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦
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