Rikstir's definitions

Chavert

A chavert is an action or behaviour, that exposes someone to be less educated and or cultured than the persona they are presenting to the world.

A very common example is, adding SELF to the ends of words erroneously. Saying myself, yourself, or themselves, when you should be saying, me, you, and them. Is a sure fire way to display that you are pretending to be better educated than you actually are.

That bell end is wearing £1,000.00 trainers, but his children haven't even got beds to sleep in: massive chavert.

by Rikstir January 9, 2025

How's your bum for spots?

A traditional English greeting that literally means "How are you?".

Alright Treacle, how's your bum for spots?

by Rikstir June 24, 2022

Loony Left

Left Wing political policies or ideas that are utterly ridiculous and absurd to the point that only a lunatic could possibly think they were in any way valid.

Labour had no chance of getting elected under Kinock, he was from the Loony Left.

by Rikstir August 28, 2015

Society Of The Lowest Common Denominator

The Society of The Lowest Common Denominator is a term I invented for the end result of Socialism and Politically Correct Pseudo Interllectual Fascism. It describes a society where everyone is condemed to the level of the slowest, weakest, most interlectually inadiquate and emotionally crippled.

You can't give an honest opinion on fedd back forms in case someone is offended? Talk about the society of the lowest common denominator!

by Rikstir October 28, 2013

Gruddle

When you wife wants a cuddle and you use the opportunity to grope her.

I wanted a cuddle not a gruddle.

by Rikstir July 4, 2018

Spannerak

This is a word I invented recently whilst working for an engineering firm, it describes a type of person who is usually old and verbally flatulent and becomes aroused while shitting on about intricacies of engineering problems.

Those borring twats are such a bunch of Spanneraks

by Rikstir June 13, 2012

The Great aWOKening

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.

You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦

by Rikstir January 1, 2024