Rikstir's definitions

procaffination

The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.

Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.

by Rikstir February 5, 2014

Nielmail

A Nielmail is an email from a manager that has no relevant information on it, it is probably sent to the wrong inbox.

Nielmails are essentially a way to kick the can down the road, and hope someone else will pick it up and deal with it.

Named after a Peckham Street Urchin made good.

I had to spend an hour sorting out that Nielmail, and it wasn't even for our department!

by Rikstir January 17, 2025

Gruddle

When you wife wants a cuddle and you use the opportunity to grope her.

I wanted a cuddle not a gruddle.

by Rikstir July 4, 2018

Jank

Jank means, shit, useless, superfluous or crap.

This car is Jank, it 's broken down again!

by Rikstir May 24, 2017

Timethief

Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.

You're five hours late! That's five hours of my life I'm never getting back you timethief!

by Rikstir July 31, 2015

The Great aWOKening

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.

You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦

by Rikstir January 1, 2024

Stepper

A Stepper is a person who insists on talking about an inch away from your face and everytime you step away from them, they step towards you.

That bloke's a Stepper, he's got no appreciation for personal space.

by Rikstir January 2, 2013