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A chavert is an action or behaviour, that exposes someone to be less educated and or cultured than the persona they are presenting to the world.
A very common example is, adding SELF to the ends of words erroneously. Saying myself, yourself, or themselves, when you should be saying, me, you, and them. Is a sure fire way to display that you are pretending to be better educated than you actually are.
A very common example is, adding SELF to the ends of words erroneously. Saying myself, yourself, or themselves, when you should be saying, me, you, and them. Is a sure fire way to display that you are pretending to be better educated than you actually are.
That bell end is wearing £1,000.00 trainers, but his children haven't even got beds to sleep in: massive chavert.
by Rikstir January 9, 2025
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Get the How's your bum for spots? mug.originally an African American grammatical error, dating back to at least the 1940s, meaning AWAKE in a political sense. In the 2010s Black Lives Matter (BLM), introduced it to a wider audience. It was immediately misappropriated by white middle class pseudo intellectuals, and used as a virtue signal. The irony being that the people who claimed they were WOKE were always the least AWAKE.
Now used as an insult to describe people that don't have any knowledge or understanding of any socio-political concepts (except that which is drip fed to them by the main stream media and education system), but like to make a lot of noise and trouble for everyone else. Cancel culture is WOKE, political correctness is WOKE, things that don't exist like, white privilege and systemic racism are WOKE ideas, critical race theory and critical queer theory, are both WOKE.
Now used as an insult to describe people that don't have any knowledge or understanding of any socio-political concepts (except that which is drip fed to them by the main stream media and education system), but like to make a lot of noise and trouble for everyone else. Cancel culture is WOKE, political correctness is WOKE, things that don't exist like, white privilege and systemic racism are WOKE ideas, critical race theory and critical queer theory, are both WOKE.
To use an example from the film The Matrix. WOKE people are those that took the blue pill but have convinced themselves that the took the red pill.
by Rikstir May 3, 2023
Get the WOKE mug.Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
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Get the Bullshit Baffles Brains mug.A Stepper is a person who insists on talking about an inch away from your face and everytime you step away from them, they step towards you.
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Get the Gestation Unit mug.Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.
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