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Get the Gestation Unit mug.Originally dating back to at least the 1940s, an African American grammatical error, used to mean AWAKE, in a political sense.
Unheard of in the UK until the BLM movement spread over here in the late 2010s.
Then hijacked by middle class pseudo Socialists, as a virtue signal.
Now used as an insult, to point out just how moronic and out of touch those people are.
WOKE is like COOL, if you think you are, you're defiantly not.
Unheard of in the UK until the BLM movement spread over here in the late 2010s.
Then hijacked by middle class pseudo Socialists, as a virtue signal.
Now used as an insult, to point out just how moronic and out of touch those people are.
WOKE is like COOL, if you think you are, you're defiantly not.
by Rikstir August 30, 2023
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I person who believes attending the Capitalist money making project called the Glastonbury Festival, makes them in some way; new age, green, liberal, open minded, or relevant.
Glastontories are the most phoney people on the planet. They will spend three days at the festival telling everyone how green they are, and then leave their tent and all their rubbish for someone else to clear up, because they’re just too lazy and ignorant to do it themselves. They will tell everyone at the festival how passionate they are about the homeless, but once they get back to the real world, they will walk past street people, like they’re from another planet. They will tell everyone about their boundless social conscience, whilst never actually contributing anything to planet Earth or the human race, except: waste, pollution, and unneeded children that will grow up to be just as ignorant, as they are.
I person who believes attending the Capitalist money making project called the Glastonbury Festival, makes them in some way; new age, green, liberal, open minded, or relevant.
Glastontories are the most phoney people on the planet. They will spend three days at the festival telling everyone how green they are, and then leave their tent and all their rubbish for someone else to clear up, because they’re just too lazy and ignorant to do it themselves. They will tell everyone at the festival how passionate they are about the homeless, but once they get back to the real world, they will walk past street people, like they’re from another planet. They will tell everyone about their boundless social conscience, whilst never actually contributing anything to planet Earth or the human race, except: waste, pollution, and unneeded children that will grow up to be just as ignorant, as they are.
by Rikstir August 22, 2019
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Get the procaffination mug.The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.
I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
Get the I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole mug.The Woke Folk are predominantly; white, middle class, and relatively wealthy. These people are so utterly obsessed with how other people see them: That they spend their whole lives virtue signalling, and engaging in fashion statement politics. They are so determined to present themselves as; progressive, altruistic, and outraged by injustice: They will jump onto any and every, pseudo political bandwagon, the mainstream media, and education system tell them to.
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