Nielmail

A Nielmail is an email from a manager that has no relevant information on it, it is probably sent to the wrong inbox.

Nielmails are essentially a way to kick the can down the road, and hope someone else will pick it up and deal with it.

Named after a Peckham Street Urchin made good.
I had to spend an hour sorting out that Nielmail, and it wasn't even for our department!
by Rikstir January 17, 2025
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Millennial

Millennial is an alternative name for Generation Y.

A generation is generally agreed to be about twenty years: Baby Boomers (40s & 50s), Generation X (60s & 70s), Millennials (80s & 90s), Generation Z (00s & 10s).

The three main defining attributes that Millennials have, seem to be: firstly that they have grown up taking technology for granted, secondly that they have grown up in a world where there are no consequences for bad behavior and thirdly that they have been told they can do whatever they like in the world as there are no winners or losers.

The former meaning that they are first generation who spend more time inside than outside doing something constructive. Advancements in entertainment technology and (half arsed lazy parenting from Generation X parents) has meant Millennials have grown up in bedrooms with their own TVs, stereos, laptops and game consuls. this has made the threat of "I'll send you to your room" moot, as there is no place the Millennial would rather be.

The later is more serious; due to the continual growth and proliferation of the ridiculous concept of "Politically Correct", Millennials have grown up; not being spanked at home (in most cases), not receiving any real punishment at school and even in the criminal justice system receiving derisory sentences.

The last has created a generation of "Special Little Snowflakes", who seem to think they can do what ever they want and are prone to tantrums if they don't get their own way. university.
I see the Millennials are crying about Brexit, a bit rich considering most of them didn't even bother to vote.
by Rikstir May 04, 2017
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The Woke Folk

The Woke Folk are predominantly; white, middle class, and relatively wealthy. These people are so utterly obsessed with how other people see them: That they spend their whole lives virtue signalling, and engaging in fashion statement politics. They are so determined to present themselves as; progressive, altruistic, and outraged by injustice: They will jump onto any and every, pseudo political bandwagon, the mainstream media, and education system tell them to.
Still trying to explain reality to the Woke Folk: Talk about flogging a dead horse.
by Rikstir August 18, 2020
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The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
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you'll get splinters

A derogatory rebuff to someone who is constantly sitting on the fence.
Grow some balls and form an opinion or you'll get splinters.
by Rikstir February 04, 2014
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Rosebud

Rosebud is a term that describes the first growth of breasts on a girl.
She's geiitng rosebuds nicely, she'll be fit in a few years.
by Rikstir July 19, 2019
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Spannerak

This is a word I invented recently whilst working for an engineering firm, it describes a type of person who is usually old and verbally flatulent and becomes aroused while shitting on about intricacies of engineering problems.
Those borring twats are such a bunch of Spanneraks
by Rikstir June 13, 2012
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