Rick's definitions

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

Bumbaringis

n. Something that is so totally extreme (bad or good), that it is virtually unattainable, save a select few.

That man is such a bumbaringis.
You wouldn't know a bumbaringis if it slapped your face!

by Rick June 7, 2004

PhD

post hole digger

I know I should put a fence around my yard, but I don't have a PhD.

by Rick August 8, 2003

G

G is a word which originated from Gangsta (50 cent, dr dre, tupac, biggie... ext)

yo, this G nearly shot me !

Yo man, check out that G's rockports

sup G

nutin but a G thang baby!

by rick October 7, 2004

brazilian wax

Waxing between your butt cheecks and on the mons (for females).

by Rick June 10, 2003

gasser

To let out a quick fart and then let everyone know imedietly that you just farted.

(*fart*) Gasser!

by rick March 7, 2004

denaginate

To orally pleasure a woman to stop her from nagging you.

Jane immediately stop complaining about the weather as Rick began to denaginate her

by Rick December 5, 2003