folex

fake expensive watch as in, faux (french for fake)Rolex, faux-lex, folex

check out homeboy's folex

by rick August 29, 2003

turd herder

A person working in the sewage field. Responsible for keeping the sewage (turds) in the pipes, not on the ground.

Tom is the best turd herder I know.

by Rick April 27, 2004

line dancing

key cause of inbreeding in the Southern United States.

We wuz line dancin' and drinkin' moonshine; next thing I know I'm wakin' up in my cousin's trailer!

by Rick August 08, 2003

Pong

The pungent stench of midget shit.
Pongy: To smell like midget shit.

Carnivals are pongy.
The passed out midget stuck of pong.

by Rick November 23, 2005

Mooke

Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.

Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!

by Rick July 06, 2005

farkel

The act of solving a dispute using the child's game of "Paper, Rock, Scissor".

Matt and I couldn't decide which concert to go to so we farkeled to settle the argument.

by Rick April 23, 2003

flossing

When the crotch of a woman's pants/underwear is so tight against her that the labia mounds are clearly visible. Aptly named because the article of clothing is acting as the "floss" for her nether garden. See camel toe.

When Jen stepped out of the pool, she was flossing so I could make out her snatch right through her swimsuit

by rick July 22, 2005