circus penis

Any penis that, when flaccid, hangs down far enough to bisect the imaginary line between one's kneecaps.

She let out a holler when he tried to shove that circus penis of his up her asshole.

by Rick August 08, 2003

yalakahenaridge

what you get when you mix pot and eccy in a chronic

"Yalakahenaridge my little amigo friend!"

by Rick April 15, 2005

gasser

To let out a quick fart and then let everyone know imedietly that you just farted.

(*fart*) Gasser!

by rick March 08, 2004

farkel

The act of solving a dispute using the child's game of "Paper, Rock, Scissor".

Matt and I couldn't decide which concert to go to so we farkeled to settle the argument.

by Rick April 23, 2003

flossing

When the crotch of a woman's pants/underwear is so tight against her that the labia mounds are clearly visible. Aptly named because the article of clothing is acting as the "floss" for her nether garden. See camel toe.

When Jen stepped out of the pool, she was flossing so I could make out her snatch right through her swimsuit

by rick July 22, 2005

woodduck

A person who will never amount to anything/never do anything that has a purpose.

Imagine a wooden duck . . . What do they do? Nothing! What will they be when they grow up? Nothing!

Rosey is a "woodduck"!

by Rick October 24, 2003

Peck

1. A action that usaully a bird does
2. Mr. Peck

Pecker: A penis

"Mr. Peck is so hot right now!"

by Rick December 09, 2003