Rick's definitions

kayf

Pleasure, serenity

I'm experiencing kayf

by rick December 3, 2003

Dick Skinner

The implements (one's hands) used to mastrubate with.

Keep your dick skinner's off my pie.

by Rick April 23, 2003

Burtox

A dirty old man who is attracted to Gwar

Is that Burtox trying to chat up the new gwar cheerdog?!?!?

by Rick November 18, 2003

flossing

When the crotch of a woman's pants/underwear is so tight against her that the labia mounds are clearly visible. Aptly named because the article of clothing is acting as the "floss" for her nether garden. See camel toe.

When Jen stepped out of the pool, she was flossing so I could make out her snatch right through her swimsuit

by rick August 13, 2005

hookup

To connect a hose line to a fire engine pump. American fire service slang.

Hookup and look up. (Connect the hose line to the engine and look up at the building to see what is going on.)

by Rick November 16, 2004

folex

fake expensive watch as in, faux (french for fake)Rolex, faux-lex, folex

check out homeboy's folex

by rick August 29, 2003

Eddie Van Halen

World's greatest rock guitarist, ever.

A world class original, Eddie Van Halen raised the bar on what a human can do with six strings and a pick-up on wood.

by rick September 19, 2003