Rick's definitions

keg troll

A nasty girl (ie. busted face, bloated midriff etc...) who goes to parties, waits till normally self-respecting guys get drunk, and attempts to hook up with them.

Oh dude, watch out for karen, she's a KEG TROLL and she's on the prowl!

by rick March 28, 2005

Gay Wrestling

Something that makes me vomit and I can't believe it's legal. It's wrestling in speedos and they try to get eachother's speedos down so they can play with their dick and grab it and so on and they LIKE getting pinned!!! =-O

Bob: Wanna have sex joe?
Joe: Nah... lets gay wrestle instead.

by rick March 29, 2005

maz

MAZ IS A UGLY HO, WHO SPREADS NASTY SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE, SHE IS A DISGRACE TO HUmAN RACE IF YOU CAN CALL HER A HUMAN. SHE ALSO BITES DICK ALOT, AND CALLS IT SUCKING DICK.
TO MAZ- TO BITE ONES DICK

DAMN maz bite bit my dick - rick smith

by rick December 16, 2004

hots

To have feelings for another.

She's got the hots for me!

by Rick December 19, 2004

Wheenis

Whee = Fun. Enis is short for penis.
Wheenis = A fun penis.

Not to be mistaken for Weenis (the skin on your elbow)

Wow, Bob sure has a wheenis. I could play with it all day

by Rick December 19, 2004

Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.

my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.

by Rick December 20, 2004

gleeg snag zip

In the demented cartoon movie, a phrase that can blow up the world. Similar to Zeeky Boogy Doog, which only causes a nuclear explosion.

At least there's not a word to blow up the world
iGleeg snag zip!/i
I stand thoroughly corrected.

by Rick December 25, 2004