texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

oven cover'd

When you get owned to a degree that words cannot describe. pwned

Tripped on the sidewalk and ice cream cone in face, oven cover'd!

by Rick May 13, 2005

Cartoonilization

To make something real into something animated in a digitized videogame through process of Melissafication you fuck.

Those cars where put in PGR2 by cartoonilization.

by Rick January 09, 2004

legs for days

The term for a physical property of a female whe she has long and sexually appealing legs

"Did you see the legs on that cocktail waitress?"
"Yea dude, she had legs for DAYS!"

by Rick December 25, 2008

fookhead

an extension to the meaning fuckhead, more powerful

jonnys a fookhead

by Rick October 13, 2003

farkel

The act of solving a dispute using the child's game of "Paper, Rock, Scissor".

Matt and I couldn't decide which concert to go to so we farkeled to settle the argument.

by Rick April 22, 2003

Bumbaringis

n. Something that is so totally extreme (bad or good), that it is virtually unattainable, save a select few.

That man is such a bumbaringis.
You wouldn't know a bumbaringis if it slapped your face!

by Rick June 07, 2004