Rick's definitions

vagitarian

A person who's diet consists of Hair Pie, Bearded Clams and Pink/Fish Tacos

by Rick September 2, 2003

UPS

The art of asking people if they work for UPS because they keep checking out your package.

Demko asked him how long he had been with UPS, and the fucker decked him.

by Rick January 5, 2004

kayf

Pleasure, serenity

I'm experiencing kayf

by rick December 3, 2003

BO buster

something that removes Body Odour from ones self

u need some BO buster

by Rick January 10, 2004

Gay Wrestling

Something that makes me vomit and I can't believe it's legal. It's wrestling in speedos and they try to get eachother's speedos down so they can play with their dick and grab it and so on and they LIKE getting pinned!!! =-O

Bob: Wanna have sex joe?
Joe: Nah... lets gay wrestle instead.

by rick March 29, 2005

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

denaginate

To orally pleasure a woman to stop her from nagging you.

Jane immediately stop complaining about the weather as Rick began to denaginate her

by Rick December 5, 2003