Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.
That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.
by Richter Ass October 10, 2021
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Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
by Richter ass June 27, 2011
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Titty dragger

Generally, a woman whose pushed out several kids and her breasts are hanging like partially filled sand bags.
Connie is such a used up titty dragger, they hang over her nasty gunt!

A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
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Detailing her boat

Yeah, I pounded Kellie’s asshole last night while she detailed Kathleen’s boat! It was awesome!

Stephanie was sucking my dick so I flipped her around started detailing her boat as a thank you!
by Richter Ass April 21, 2021
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Special ex

It’s an ex partner whom you’re still having meaningless, recreational sex with.
When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.

Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
by Richter Ass November 28, 2019
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Organ donor

A guy who fucks a lot of chicks.
Oh man, John is here tonight trolling for some ass, he such an organ donor!
by Richter Ass October 25, 2020
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Organ donation

The act of fucking a woman, meaning "giving her your organ"
Man, Kellie is looking hot, I’d donate her an organ in a heartbeat!

I’d give Kathleen an anal organ donation like never before!
by Richter Ass October 25, 2020
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