Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.

I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

by Richter ass June 29, 2011

Narley

Basically, a copycat motorcycle made to look like a Harley. Japanese V-twin cruisers are the most common. "Narley" is short for "Not-Harley". Another derivative is Farley, which is Fake-Harley.

This weekend on the bike run, I saw a bunch of posers on their Narleys...they looked like newbs in their crispy leather.

by Richter Ass October 08, 2013

AWOG

Average weight of old girlfriends. It’s a simple value that’s used to measure your old girlfriends against that of others, when comparing conquests.

Mike thinks he’s such a ladies man, but his AWOG is well over 180, so he’s got nothing to brag about!

John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 08, 2019

Assholeciation

To be associated with someone who’s such an asshole, that you are viewed as an asshole as well.

Great, I totally blew my chances with Cindy because she found out I hung out with Scott! Total guilt by assholeciation!!

by Richter Ass March 06, 2020

spare cunt

A womans ass hole. Or man's in jail terms. Can also apply to a womans mouth when all other holes are exhausted.

I fucked Kellie's snatch till it was totally raw last night, so I had to hammer it up her spare cunt this morning.

or

Her spare cunt was blown out after last night too, so I fucked the spare cunt on her face.

by Richter ass November 05, 2010

Wimpotence

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.

Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!

by Richter Ass November 08, 2019