Richard Black's definitions

parlor peter

a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.

Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

duck butter

See smegma. This is a cross-reference.

Takeshia refused to give head to Tyrone because he had not pulled back is foreskin in a week.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

alkyhall

n. alcohol. Pronounced as above phonetic spelling. Heard mainly in the Southern U. S., referring to liquid spirits.

'Don't fergit to brang back both rubbin' and drankin' alkyhall when you come back from town, heah?' said Pappy.

by Richard Black August 29, 2005

hoosier daddy

Compressed ebonic sentence for "Who is your daddy?" Often heard in Indiana ghettos.

When Shi'Teshia and Shi'Thead went to the PTA open house with their parents and saw Dyslexia Carbunkle and huh motha hangin' around several unattached men, they asked, "Hoosier daddy?"

by Richard Black August 14, 2007

vinegar

Cheapest and handiest liquid for douching (cleansing the vagina).

Claire always carried a bottle of vinegar in her purse because she never know how many office romeos would take her to the janitor's closet during the work day at the office.

by Richard Black March 15, 2005

mountain oyster

Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.

The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

peer pressure

n. intangible pressure to be the equal or better of your peers.

Masculine peer pressure in the ghetto neighborhoods of some black areas demands that a male be a father before he is sixteen. That is why Tyrone started have sex at eleven and fathered his first child at thirteen.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005