Definitions by Richard Black
quim de la quim
n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies.
With his endowment measuring in excess of ten inches, Tyrone had made Brie Ann's quim commodious and accommodating to the largest penis in the city. His techniques developed her labia muscles to contract at the most opportune time; therefore, Brie Ann was said to have the quim de la quim. Because of such acclaim when the need arose, he had no trouble pimping for her.
quim de la quim by Richard Black April 29, 2005
facial
Brie Ann was ovulating and even though Tyrone had masturbated three times that day he was still horny. He had to fuck something but didn't want another kid, so he fucked the cleavage of Brie Ann's 44 ddd's and spewed the juice in her face. It was quite a cum facial.
facial by Richard Black April 29, 2005
unwed mother
Brie Ann has borne three children out of wedlock by Tyrone. Their union is without benefits of clergy so she is an unwed mother. Tyrone has children by Amber, Kiersten and Takeshia. He thinks there are others but is not sure.
unwed mother by Richard Black April 29, 2005
load
Just as Tyrone arched his back prepatory to cumming, Brie Ann deepthroated his dick causing his seed to be propelled directly into her stomach. After it was all over, she kissed him with no salty aftertaste or cum odor on her breath.
load by Richard Black April 28, 2005
RU14692
A sentence meaning:
Are you one for sixty-nine, too?
Written on toilet walls in solicitation of a mutual blowjob, usually followed by telephone numbers. The two partners lie against each other with their heads in the other's crotch and perform fellatio.
Are you one for sixty-nine, too?
Written on toilet walls in solicitation of a mutual blowjob, usually followed by telephone numbers. The two partners lie against each other with their heads in the other's crotch and perform fellatio.
Chuck had written RU14692 under the glory hole in every stall in most of the tea rooms along the South beach.
RU14692 by Richard Black April 24, 2005
g-spot
n. The prostate gland in the male.
When massaged by urologist, proctologist, or sex partner, either by finger or penis, the gland releases a clear lubricant (precum) for sperm ejaculation. During the massage the receiver feels the same sensation as ejaculation though he only ejects lubricant, not sperm in itself.
When massaged by urologist, proctologist, or sex partner, either by finger or penis, the gland releases a clear lubricant (precum) for sperm ejaculation. During the massage the receiver feels the same sensation as ejaculation though he only ejects lubricant, not sperm in itself.
Man, when I want my ass fucked, I want it done right by a ten inch dick that can massage my prostate.
The urologists in the CME2P clinic got a kick out of milking the old men's prostates.
The urologists in the CME2P clinic got a kick out of milking the old men's prostates.
g-spot by Richard Black April 24, 2005
respect
Heather, a novice white ho, showed proper respect for the sexual prowess of her black pimp, Leroy, and the clientele he brought to her. Once she'd tried black, she knew she'd never go back even if money wasn't involved.
respect by Richard Black April 24, 2005