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Definitions by Richard Black

tube steak 

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.
tube steak by Richard Black May 13, 2005
v. performing any of a multitude of sex acts
The San Diego hos were lining the docks and ready to service the sailors who were returning to shore after six months at sea.
service by Richard Black May 13, 2005

conquest 

1. n. a person who has acceded to sexual arousal and permitted intercourse;

2. n. the act of giving into intercourse after being harried into it under duress but not by brute force.
Most of Tyrone's conquests occurred by just chillin' to the wee hours of the morning with any babe he liked, who eventually grew tired and sleepy, and just chucked her clothes.
conquest by Richard Black May 10, 2005

groomed womb 

n. a neatly trimmed and defined bush lightly covering the crotch area in females. No long frizzy hair or hair that makes threads in the shower. Never waxed or totally shaved, just hair of less than a half-inch in length.
Tyrone admired Brie Ann's neatly outlined bush he saw through her transparent panties. Clearly, she had a goomed womb to be explored later then they finished their cocktails at her project penthouse.

oral felching 

n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.
Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.
n. a sense of ego regarding masculinity, feeding off the size of a man's cock or or his number of conquests or his way of having sex.
Just having thirteen inches of dangling meat was proof enough of Bam's masculinity.

Tyrone being a father to nine kids at twenty-one indicated only a part of his masculinity. Think of the number of conquests that didn't produce babies.
manhood by Richard Black May 8, 2005
n. conceited attitude, cockiness, arrogance, strut
Tyrone was full of every aspect of swagger when he deflowered and impregnated the white class favorite.
swagger by Richard Black May 8, 2005