Blex

British, Northern chav word for a condom

I would have shagged her but I didn't have 3 dollar for a blex

by Richard November 25, 2004

troll

Rhymes with 'stroll', it refers to a style of fishing where a baited line is drawn in front of fish hoping that one will bite. The person doing is a troller.

The analogy to a baited message hoping for bites is obvious.

I caught a fine Big Mouth Bass with a troll.

by Richard November 15, 2003

burglarize

1. A way of dealing with burglars.
2. A silly American English version of burgle, or 'to enter property forcibly or illegally'.

"Plagued by housebreakers? Troubled by thieves? Then use our new patented Burglarizer(tm) and burglarize them away!"

by richard May 21, 2003

schex

The term for reproduction and recreation "sex" pronounced in a form of Dutch accent.

See also: Austin Powers in Goldmember

Yesch, after we dansche with the clogsh it'sh time to get our schex on!

by Richard September 16, 2004

Used on message boards (forums). If someone doesn't get that your post is a joke, follow up the post with </joke>.

Me: Arn't you smart.
Other Person: Really?
Me: </joke>

by Richard August 11, 2004

Rekelon

Orginally from a rpg with a hint of a un-famous rock song To call someone a rekelon is to show respect to them.

"I am Rekelon the godfather"
"You are Rekelon"
"He has the face of a Rekelon"

by Richard August 14, 2004

phazz

the man, superior, greater than all

that kid right there.. his name is phazz.. he's the fucking man!

by richard July 24, 2004