Richard's definitions

Wappaheebies

Very large and pendulous ladies breasts

The lady next door has a massive pair of wappaheebies!

by Richard March 1, 2004

schnekin

A baked good.

In the film "The Bird Cage", the Nathan Lane character patronizes a bakery and samples the "schneckin". No off-color meaning is intended in that scene.

by richard October 2, 2003

jostin

Welsh (well, not welsh language) word for farmers.

This place is full of jostins!

by Richard August 13, 2004

Water Crotch

A term created by famous YouTube user "Brookers" in her YouTube video for people who dye their hair blue. It's like how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam.

by Richard January 8, 2009

Planar

A different word for system board only used by IBM and not really a word.

This machine has a defective planar.

by Richard October 1, 2004

Ass monk

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

by richard January 6, 2005

lip skid

The act of skidding to a stop on one's face, or lower lip. To catch one's front edge while snowboarding, resulting in a wipe out where the rider ends up on their face. See bail and face plant

Holy shit, that guy just did a huge lip skid when he tried to stop on his snowboard

by Richard November 26, 2003