RiCk's definitions

my spoon is too big

Originating in the cartoon "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt. This is the first spoken line of the 9 and a half minute short feature.

Other classics include:
"Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"
and
"My anus is bleeding."

Mah spoon is too big.

I am a banana.

by Rick May 22, 2004

safety dance

Best song of all time. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. insert clapping noise

We can dance, we can dance, everybodies taking the chance. SAFE TO DANCE!

by Rick September 5, 2003

Gonad Grout

What is used while you're bangin on the bathroom floor and you suddenly notice your tiling is in need of a facelift. Inspired by Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me."

"Oh, Mary, yes! Yes! Mmmm...oh wait, these tiles are fucked up! You're gonna have to share the gonad grout with the tiles this time, honey!

by Rick March 1, 2005

shrump

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

by Rick January 26, 2005

Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.

my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.

by Rick December 20, 2004

man-pipe

Male sexual organ. Penis

Lewis smokes man-pipe. (Gives blow jobs)

by Rick December 23, 2003

maz

MAZ IS A UGLY HO, WHO SPREADS NASTY SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE, SHE IS A DISGRACE TO HUmAN RACE IF YOU CAN CALL HER A HUMAN. SHE ALSO BITES DICK ALOT, AND CALLS IT SUCKING DICK.
TO MAZ- TO BITE ONES DICK

DAMN maz bite bit my dick - rick smith

by rick December 16, 2004