folex

fake expensive watch as in, faux (french for fake)Rolex, faux-lex, folex

check out homeboy's folex

by rick August 29, 2003

turd herder

A person working in the sewage field. Responsible for keeping the sewage (turds) in the pipes, not on the ground.

Tom is the best turd herder I know.

by Rick April 27, 2004

line dancing

key cause of inbreeding in the Southern United States.

We wuz line dancin' and drinkin' moonshine; next thing I know I'm wakin' up in my cousin's trailer!

by Rick August 08, 2003

Pong

The pungent stench of midget shit.
Pongy: To smell like midget shit.

Carnivals are pongy.
The passed out midget stuck of pong.

by Rick November 23, 2005

Mooke

Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.

Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!

by Rick July 06, 2005

bidmaster

a person who is highly inteligent in "bidding" ones house. A bid consists of tp, oil, fireworks, paintballs, and saran wrap. Team 294 is one of the most famous bid teams. Basically, if a bidmaster is after u, u should just build a bomb shelter for your house because there is no escaping his bid.

I'm a bidmaster, so "WATCH OUT FOR BOMBS BAAAABY!"

Get ur binoculars out, try to see the bidmaster Paul Flemion getting your house.

by rick March 01, 2005

Elly

Coolest biatch in the fricken world my partner for life.
Love,
Rick

will you marry me

i will love you forever until death do us part

by rick February 20, 2005