RhythmJunky's definitions
Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."
Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
by RhythmJunky May 11, 2009
Get the Brownian Motionmug. Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"
by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010
Get the Quantitative cheesingmug. A phrase used to describe an undesirable outcome of a mix when the beats clash due to the two tracks not being correctly in time. The resulting output of beats at irregular times is likened to multiple horses running, and hence the phrase Grand National.
"Grand National!" - simple shout to make others aware that the shoutee has in fact identified some poor mixing skills by the DJ.
"That first tune was pretty sweet but there was a massive Grand National at the end of it."
"That first tune was pretty sweet but there was a massive Grand National at the end of it."
by RhythmJunky February 1, 2009
Get the Grand Nationalmug. "Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"
"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009
Get the Shitlockmug. A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.
'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
by RhythmJunky March 4, 2009
Get the Eye Shandymug. A slang term relating to offloading previous meals into the toilet. Used due to the similarities in appearance of Goulash, a traditional Hungarian dish, and shit, a traditional toilet-based occurrence.
"I knew I shouldn't have had that kebab for breakfast, now I'm desperate to drop some goulash."
"I dropped some serious goulash on the stairs before I made it to the toilet."
"I dropped some serious goulash on the stairs before I made it to the toilet."
by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008
Get the Drop some goulashmug. An Automated Teller Machine (ATM) that charges it's users for the privilege of drawing out cash. Usually located a long distance from its free equivalent (Cashpoint), it is designed to force the user to have to pay money in order to obtain money.
"Gotta get some cash mate, is that an ATM down there?"
"Yeah, but it's a Gashpoint."
"Bollocks, I'll wait until I get into town then."
"Yeah, but it's a Gashpoint."
"Bollocks, I'll wait until I get into town then."
by RhythmJunky December 22, 2008
Get the Gashpointmug.