Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.
"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
by rhythmjunky February 11, 2013
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Lamborghini

A design of female pubic hair that resembles male facial hair. This could be based on any style, for instance the 'Hitler' or the 'Brazilian'. Derives from the Lamborghini Countach (Cunt-tache). Can also be referred to as a Lambo for short.
"She's got a sweet little Lamborghini going on under there."

"Pulled this girl last night, good news is she's got a Lambo, but bad news is it's parked on a dropped kebab."
by RhythmJunky November 24, 2008
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Gashpoint

An Automated Teller Machine (ATM) that charges it's users for the privilege of drawing out cash. Usually located a long distance from its free equivalent (Cashpoint), it is designed to force the user to have to pay money in order to obtain money.
"Gotta get some cash mate, is that an ATM down there?"

"Yeah, but it's a Gashpoint."

"Bollocks, I'll wait until I get into town then."
by RhythmJunky December 22, 2008
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Thrown kebab

A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.
"Turns out that ropey girl I pulled last night had a thrown kebab, so I had to bail!"
by RhythmJunky September 02, 2008
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Logging Framework

Toilet.

A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.
Barry found that he had to utilise the logging framework more often than he expected when a critical incident caused several dumps to be produced at once.
by RhythmJunky May 06, 2010
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Shitlock

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009
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Brownian Motion

The random growling noises caused by the gut that warn the growlee a bathroom visit is imminent.
Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."

Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
by RhythmJunky May 11, 2009
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