Definitions by RhythmJunky
Lamborghini
A design of female pubic hair that resembles male facial hair. This could be based on any style, for instance the 'Hitler' or the 'Brazilian'. Derives from the Lamborghini Countach (Cunt-tache). Can also be referred to as a Lambo for short.
"She's got a sweet little Lamborghini going on under there."
"Pulled this girl last night, good news is she's got a Lambo, but bad news is it's parked on a dropped kebab."
"Pulled this girl last night, good news is she's got a Lambo, but bad news is it's parked on a dropped kebab."
Lamborghini by RhythmJunky April 4, 2009
Ground Zero
The close proximity around a person who has just expelled exceedingly unpleasant gases from their anal passage. Also the site of splashdown while offloading previous meals into the toilet.
"I'd give it five minutes mate, it's Ground Zero in there."
"Oh god, sorry mate, it's Ground Zero in my pants" (wafts in colleagues' face)
"Oh god, sorry mate, it's Ground Zero in my pants" (wafts in colleagues' face)
Ground Zero by RhythmJunky April 4, 2009
Eye Shandy
A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.
'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
Eye Shandy by RhythmJunky March 4, 2009
Grand National
A phrase used to describe an undesirable outcome of a mix when the beats clash due to the two tracks not being correctly in time. The resulting output of beats at irregular times is likened to multiple horses running, and hence the phrase Grand National.
"Grand National!" - simple shout to make others aware that the shoutee has in fact identified some poor mixing skills by the DJ.
"That first tune was pretty sweet but there was a massive Grand National at the end of it."
"That first tune was pretty sweet but there was a massive Grand National at the end of it."
Grand National by RhythmJunky February 1, 2009
Gashpoint
An Automated Teller Machine (ATM) that charges it's users for the privilege of drawing out cash. Usually located a long distance from its free equivalent (Cashpoint), it is designed to force the user to have to pay money in order to obtain money.
"Gotta get some cash mate, is that an ATM down there?"
"Yeah, but it's a Gashpoint."
"Bollocks, I'll wait until I get into town then."
"Yeah, but it's a Gashpoint."
"Bollocks, I'll wait until I get into town then."
Gashpoint by RhythmJunky December 22, 2008
Drop some goulash
A slang term relating to offloading previous meals into the toilet. Used due to the similarities in appearance of Goulash, a traditional Hungarian dish, and shit, a traditional toilet-based occurrence.
"I knew I shouldn't have had that kebab for breakfast, now I'm desperate to drop some goulash."
"I dropped some serious goulash on the stairs before I made it to the toilet."
"I dropped some serious goulash on the stairs before I made it to the toilet."
Drop some goulash by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008
Thrown kebab
A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.
Thrown kebab by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008