"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."
"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013
Get the Brown Midas mug.A phrase used to describe an undesirable outcome of a mix when the beats clash due to the two tracks not being correctly in time. The resulting output of beats at irregular times is likened to multiple horses running, and hence the phrase Grand National.
"Grand National!" - simple shout to make others aware that the shoutee has in fact identified some poor mixing skills by the DJ.
"That first tune was pretty sweet but there was a massive Grand National at the end of it."
"That first tune was pretty sweet but there was a massive Grand National at the end of it."
by RhythmJunky February 01, 2009
Get the Grand National mug.First man: "Hey, how did it go with that girl last night, is she a stayer?"
Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."
Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"
Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."
Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"
Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
by RhythmJunky May 24, 2010
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"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009
Get the Shitlock mug.A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.
by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008
Get the Thrown kebab mug.A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.
'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
by RhythmJunky March 04, 2009
Get the Eye Shandy mug.An Automated Teller Machine (ATM) that charges it's users for the privilege of drawing out cash. Usually located a long distance from its free equivalent (Cashpoint), it is designed to force the user to have to pay money in order to obtain money.
"Gotta get some cash mate, is that an ATM down there?"
"Yeah, but it's a Gashpoint."
"Bollocks, I'll wait until I get into town then."
"Yeah, but it's a Gashpoint."
"Bollocks, I'll wait until I get into town then."
by RhythmJunky December 22, 2008
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