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It's an ASCII pitchfork I guess.

Brandon: Don't make me stab you with my ᙐ---
Harry: Noooo don't

by Retard_Ryan March 19, 2023

🧑 🎤

I don't know what this emoji is.

I'm guessing it's supposed to be some kind of heavy metal singer...

Rock on my man! 🧑 🎤

by Retard_Ryan November 01, 2022

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 02, 2022

You smell like you're from England!

A random insult given from a pedestrian in the game GTA San Andreas.

CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!

by Retard_Ryan March 13, 2023

🪒

This is something I need to do soon.

Why would you search 🪒?

by Retard_Ryan November 01, 2022

Get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a mug

It's probably what you see at the bottom of this definition, except with one extra "get a". When you make that advertisement have a mental breakdown and say the phrase "get a" over and over again.

Get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a mug!

by Retard_Ryan January 17, 2023

╰(°▽°)╯

Emoticon for when you're talking about some fat guy in his car is pissed off at ya.

Bro, wtf?
╰(°▽°)╯

by Retard_Ryan January 17, 2023