Retard_Ryan's definitions

ůňďëŕ₩ęãř

Saying underwear in a stupid way.

Ì hôþē į'/\/\ \/\/ĕªŕïňģ ůňďëŕ₩ęãř ťõđåý!

by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023

Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming

Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.

by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021

Mug

Urban Dictionary's favorite thing ever

UD: Get the potato mug!
Me: Why the hell would I want a mug that just says the word potato on it!?
UD: Get the potato mug!

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

single women over 40

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.

by Retard_Ryan April 9, 2023

Lip Slit

A cut to the lip that makes you bleed, usually a papercut.

Nothing is worse than a lip slit. All I've been tasting for the last 5 minutes is blood.

by Retard_Ryan February 12, 2023

Bravura

A 2 door vehicle that is featured in gta San Andreas. It is a very common car that isn't that special really.

Bravura

by Retard_Ryan March 5, 2023

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023