Retard_Ryan's definitions

Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming

Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.

by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021

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Saying underwear in a stupid way.

Ì hôþē į'/\/\ \/\/ĕªŕïňģ ůňďëŕ₩ęãř ťõđåý!

by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023

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by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

⚅⚅⚅⚅⚅

You got a yahtzee. Good job.

⚅⚅⚅⚅⚅ is a yahtzee.

by Retard_Ryan February 9, 2023

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

2023

A year that already sucks

2023 already sucks.

by Retard_Ryan January 1, 2023

Iron Maiden

An extremely awesome heavy metal band from the UK. Starting in 1975, Iron Maiden quickly became very influential in the heavy metal genre, especially symphonic/power metal. Similar to other long time metal bands like Metallica and Slayer, Maiden's albums during the early to mid 1980s are usually said to be their best. Best noted for his unique voice and wide vocal range, Bruce Dickinson has been the main singer for most of the band's existence. The name Iron Maiden comes from a execution device involving spikes.
All 17 of their albums by year:
Iron Maiden- 1980
Killers- 1981
Number Of The Beast- 1982
Piece Of Mind- 1983
Powerslave- 1984
Somewhere In Time- 1986
7th Son Of A 7th Son- 1988
No Prayer For The Dying- 1990
Fear Of The Dark- 1992
The X Factor- 1995
Virtual XI- 1998
Brave New World- 2000
Dance Of Death- 2003
A Matter Of Life And Death- 2006
The Final Frontier- 2010
The Book Of Souls- 2015
Senjutsu- 2021

Iron Maiden is an amazing band! You need to listen their songs, especially ones like Number Of The Beast, Flash Of The Blade, The Trooper, and Rime Of The Ancient Mariner.

by Retard_Ryan September 18, 2022