Retard_Ryan's definitions

how to make a cake

Something that google doesn't want you to look up. You have to look up cake recipes instead.

"Try words that may appear on the site that you're looking for. For example 'cake recipes' instead of 'how to make a cake'

by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022

Lip Slit

A cut to the lip that makes you bleed, usually a papercut.

Nothing is worse than a lip slit. All I've been tasting for the last 5 minutes is blood.

by Retard_Ryan February 12, 2023

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Mug

Urban Dictionary's favorite thing ever

UD: Get the potato mug!
Me: Why the hell would I want a mug that just says the word potato on it!?
UD: Get the potato mug!

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

Bravura

A 2 door vehicle that is featured in gta San Andreas. It is a very common car that isn't that special really.

Bravura

by Retard_Ryan March 5, 2023

single women over 40

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.

by Retard_Ryan April 9, 2023

✈+🏢=☠

The math equation for 9/11.

✈+🏢=☠

by Retard_Ryan March 5, 2023