Retard_Ryan's definitions

Utah

One of those states and or places that you forget exist until you look at a map or something.

Harry: What's the most forgettable US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What the hell is even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

╰o╰

╰o╰ is when you gotta say lol but... idk where I'm going here.

╰o╰ bro

by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023

even jump

An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.

I've never seen anybody land that so perfectly! That was such an even jump!!

by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023

Tire Flyer

A tire that flies off of a vehicle and smashes your windshield

Holy shit! I nearly got killed the other night by a tire flyer!

by Retard_Ryan February 11, 2023

My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

by Retard_Ryan April 17, 2023

╰(°▽°)╯

Emoticon for when you're talking about some fat guy in his car is pissed off at ya.

Bro, wtf?
╰(°▽°)╯

by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023

3+3 = 6

A way to respond to somebody being really unhelpful (Similar to saying "No shit").

Person 1: In case you were wondering, you can craft a torch in minecraft by putting coal and a stick under it...
Person 2: Oh rly? Well BTW 3+3 = 6.

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023