Retard_Ryan's definitions

¶ú$$¥

When a 12 year old tries to be cool by writing the word pussy in a weird way

12 year old: haha ur a ¶ú$$¥
Me: Damn at least I have some sort of decency.

by Retard_Ryan September 18, 2022

Snaking

When somebody keeps powersliding back and forth during a race in Mario Kart DS. It gives them a boost in every powerslide and therefore you go a lot faster.

I hate it that you have to be snaking in order to stand much of a chance in the online mode of mario kart ds

by Retard_Ryan March 25, 2023

Ha! Wait a minute...

When you laugh at something that somebody said out of respect before you realize that the joke was either bad or directed negatively towards you

James: I guarantee that the people around me all have super tiny dicks.
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD

by Retard_Ryan February 3, 2023

𐍄

It's a T, but it's not. It's actually a unicode letter from the Gothic alphabet, apparently

T is different from 𐍄

by Retard_Ryan March 18, 2023

Cum sum

A random amount of cum, semen, etc.

Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"

Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"

"Hell ya baby!"

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023

Quick kiss

A "Quick kiss" is a kiss that lasts extremely long, usually at least 30 seconds. It's often done in public and during YouTube videos, more specifically those so called prank videos where some dude asks this crazy hot bitch to kiss real quickly.

Guy: How about we a game for a quick kiss. I'll flip a coin. Heads I win, tails you lose?
Girl: Okay sure.

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Sweat Sweep

A band of sweat that's found under a fat love handle that stretches around the torso.

Hey look at that, I still have my sweat sweep even though I lost 20 pounds.

by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023