honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 01, 2022

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It's an ASCII pitchfork I guess.

Brandon: Don't make me stab you with my ᙐ---
Harry: Noooo don't

by Retard_Ryan March 18, 2023

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Dude, just stop already. You're really starting to worry me with your level of boredom.

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by Retard_Ryan September 04, 2022

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Browse menu

A menu in UD that most people don't even know exists. It's located on the top left, just above the add a definition option. This option is really crappy to use on your phone because it doesn't show you the whole alphabet. Not to mention, it sucks to use because most letters have at least 1000 pages and you can only move two page at a time, or go straight to the end.

The browse menu on Urban Dictionary can show you a lot of weird definitions, but only if you're patient enough to flip through the pages.

by Retard_Ryan February 11, 2023

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