91 definitions by Retard_Ryan
I don't know what this emoji is.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 2, 2022
by Retard_Ryan March 19, 2023
Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"
Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"
"Hell ya baby!"
Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"
"Hell ya baby!"
by Retard_Ryan February 9, 2023
When somebody keeps powersliding back and forth during a race in Mario Kart DS. It gives them a boost in every powerslide and therefore you go a lot faster.
I hate it that you have to be snaking in order to stand much of a chance in the online mode of mario kart ds
by Retard_Ryan March 26, 2023
I have no idea what โ is supposed to be
by Retard_Ryan February 19, 2023
T is different from ๐
by Retard_Ryan March 19, 2023