Definitions by Retard_Ryan
『』「」 【】
Four random styles of brackets that can be found on your phone by going to the symbol section of your keypad and holding your finger on top of the and keys.
『』「」 【】 by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023
№ Just №
Person 1: Hey, I know you have a fear of Rollercoasters, but I really really think you should go on this one with me!
Person 2: № Just №
Person 2: № Just №
№ Just № by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023
ŃĮŒ
ŃĮŒ by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023
2023
2023 by Retard_Ryan January 1, 2023
füçķ ýôū
Tyler: Hey, füçķ ýôū.
Marky: That's when you know someone cares because they took the time to find those fancy letters instead of just writing fuck you
Marky: That's when you know someone cares because they took the time to find those fancy letters instead of just writing fuck you
füçķ ýôū by Retard_Ryan November 30, 2022
honey where's the flashlight
Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
honey where's the flashlight by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022