Definitions by Retard_Ryan
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Four random styles of brackets that can be found on your phone by going to the symbol section of your keypad and holding your finger on top of the and keys.
『』「」 【】 by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023
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honey where's the flashlight
Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
honey where's the flashlight by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022