Retard_Ryan's definitions
Harry: What's the most forgettable US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What the hell is even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What the hell is even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!
by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.
by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023

This is what happens when you're bored and you try to put in a weird character on the urban dictionary search bar sometimes. You'll get a black screen with tiny white text that says that at the top left
{"error":"An error occurred."}
Me: Why...?
*Tries Again*
{"error":"An error occurred."}
Me: Whatever.
Me: Why...?
*Tries Again*
{"error":"An error occurred."}
Me: Whatever.
by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023

by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023

CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!
by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

Dude, why do you never go outside?
It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!
Uhh, sure...
It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!
Uhh, sure...
by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022
