Retard_Ryan's definitions

Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming

Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.

by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021

single women over 40

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.

by Retard_Ryan April 9, 2023

My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

by Retard_Ryan April 17, 2023

Sweat Sweep

A band of sweat that's found under a fat love handle that stretches around the torso.

Hey look at that, I still have my sweat sweep even though I lost 20 pounds.

by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023

{"error":"An error occurred."}

This is what happens when you're bored and you try to put in a weird character on the urban dictionary search bar sometimes. You'll get a black screen with tiny white text that says that at the top left

{"error":"An error occurred."}
Me: Why...?
*Tries Again*
{"error":"An error occurred."}
Me: Whatever.

by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023

🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳

Roman Bellic's favorite emoji.

Roman: Wanna go bowling? 🎳🎳🎳🎳🎳

by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023

╰(°▽°)╯

Emoticon for when you're talking about some fat guy in his car is pissed off at ya.

Bro, wtf?
╰(°▽°)╯

by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023