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by Retard_Ryan March 18, 2023
Get the ᙐ--- mug.Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
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by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
Get the S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D mug.A really shitty NES game released in 1989 by Color Dreams. It is one of those shitty unlicensed NES games that came in a weird baby blue cartridge. In other words, don't play it.
"Hey have ya heard of the game Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu?"
"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"
"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"
"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"
"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"
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Get the ⚵ mug.Creepy secret alien letters. Actually, they're just extremely cryptic unicode characters that nobody's ever used.
by Retard_Ryan March 18, 2023
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