Retard_Ryan's definitions

Cum sum

A random amount of cum, semen, etc.

Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"

Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"

"Hell ya baby!"

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023

Tinkerberry

A type of dingleberry that is colored in green with blonde yellow at the top that resembles tinkerbell.

A tinkerberry is essentially a work of art bro

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023

Lip slip

Term for when you say something that you instantly regret a second later.

Person: "There's no doubt that Joe Biden is a good president"
Every Conservative In A 3 Mile Radius: =_______=
Person: "Oh sorry, I lip slipped"

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023

A.M.O.L.A.D.

Stands for A Matter Of Life And Death, and is usually referenced to the 2006 album by Iron Maiden.

Iron maiden's A.M.O.L.A.D. is such a great and underrated album, with amazing songs like For The Greater Good Of God, Out Of The Shadows, and These Colours Don't Run.

by Retard_Ryan February 9, 2023

⚅⚅⚅⚅⚅

You got a yahtzee. Good job.

⚅⚅⚅⚅⚅ is a yahtzee.

by Retard_Ryan February 9, 2023

⛐

Idk what it means. I typed in 3 random letters and my phone keyboard gave me a recommended word and that's what it gave me lol

At first I thought that ⛐ was a car on top of a swastika

by Retard_Ryan February 9, 2023

even jump

An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.

I've never seen anybody land that so perfectly! That was such an even jump!!

by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023