91 definitions by Retard_Ryan
I don't know what this emoji is.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 2, 2022
A song by a grunge/metal band The Adolescents. It's known for being on Grand Theft Auto V and for being extremely awesome.
Science teacher: Victor, tell me what an Amoeba is.
Victor: It's a song that is fucking amazing.
Science teacher: You're wrong, but you're also right.
Victor: It's a song that is fucking amazing.
Science teacher: You're wrong, but you're also right.
by Retard_Ryan November 2, 2022
by Retard_Ryan March 16, 2023
CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!
by Retard_Ryan March 13, 2023
Why would you search ๐ช?
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
โก is something that exists
by Retard_Ryan January 5, 2023