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Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
Get the honey where's the flashlightmug. A really shitty NES game released in 1989 by Color Dreams. It is one of those shitty unlicensed NES games that came in a weird baby blue cartridge. In other words, don't play it.
"Hey have ya heard of the game Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu?"
"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"
"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"
"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"
"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"
by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022
Get the Master Chu And The Drunkard Humug. ๔ฟฝ๐ ฒ๐๐ ฅ๐ ๐๐บ๐๐บ๐ฃ๏บ๏น
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The last one.
The last one.
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by Retard_Ryan March 19, 2023
Get the ๔ฟฝ๐ ฒ๐๐ ฅ๐ ๐๐บ๐๐บ๐ฃ๏บ๏น
mug. Iron maiden's A.M.O.L.A.D. is such a great and underrated album, with amazing songs like For The Greater Good Of God, Out Of The Shadows, and These Colours Don't Run.
by Retard_Ryan February 9, 2023
Get the A.M.O.L.A.D.mug. Why would you search ๐ช?
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
Get the ๐ชmug. by Retard_Ryan February 18, 2023
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Get the ลฅร รงล รฤฤพฤพmug.