Lip slip

Term for when you say something that you instantly regret a second later.

Person: "There's no doubt that Joe Biden is a good president"
Every Conservative In A 3 Mile Radius: =_______=
Person: "Oh sorry, I lip slipped"

by Retard_Ryan February 09, 2023

Tire Flyer

A tire that flies off of a vehicle and smashes your windshield

Holy shit! I nearly got killed the other night by a tire flyer!

by Retard_Ryan February 12, 2023

ůňďëŕ₩ęãř

Saying underwear in a stupid way.

Ì hôþē į'/\/\ \/\/ĕªŕïňģ ůňďëŕ₩ęãř ťõđåý!

by Retard_Ryan January 05, 2023

Iron Maiden

An extremely awesome heavy metal band from the UK. Starting in 1975, Iron Maiden quickly became very influential in the heavy metal genre, especially symphonic/power metal. Similar to other long time metal bands like Metallica and Slayer, Maiden's albums during the early to mid 1980s are usually said to be their best. Best noted for his unique voice and wide vocal range, Bruce Dickinson has been the main singer for most of the band's existence. The name Iron Maiden comes from a execution device involving spikes.
All 17 of their albums by year:
Iron Maiden- 1980
Killers- 1981
Number Of The Beast- 1982
Piece Of Mind- 1983
Powerslave- 1984
Somewhere In Time- 1986
7th Son Of A 7th Son- 1988
No Prayer For The Dying- 1990
Fear Of The Dark- 1992
The X Factor- 1995
Virtual XI- 1998
Brave New World- 2000
Dance Of Death- 2003
A Matter Of Life And Death- 2006
The Final Frontier- 2010
The Book Of Souls- 2015
Senjutsu- 2021

Iron Maiden is an amazing band! You need to listen their songs, especially ones like Number Of The Beast, Flash Of The Blade, The Trooper, and Rime Of The Ancient Mariner.

by Retard_Ryan September 19, 2022

{"error":"An error occurred."}

This is what happens when you're bored and you try to put in a weird character on the urban dictionary search bar sometimes. You'll get a black screen with tiny white text that says that at the top left

{"error":"An error occurred."}
Me: Why...?
*Tries Again*
{"error":"An error occurred."}
Me: Whatever.

by Retard_Ryan January 17, 2023

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 02, 2022

Mug

Urban Dictionary's favorite thing ever

UD: Get the potato mug!
Me: Why the hell would I want a mug that just says the word potato on it!?
UD: Get the potato mug!

by Retard_Ryan September 05, 2022