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KMN

Acronym for "Kill Me Now". Used commonly in IMs, text messages, and on social networking sites. Indicates life is not going well and the person feels they would be better off dead.
I'm addicted to heroin, lost my job, my mom just died, I'm too much of a pussy to commit suicide, someone just please KMN!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
mugGet the KMNmug.

Alice

1) A popular girl's name.

2) A slang term to refer to LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide). The term "Alice" comes from the movie "Alice in Wonderland" which is very popular among users of hallucinogens.

Alice is often used as a code word for LSD when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.

Alice is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "Alice is here, you wanna hang out?" to indicate you have some LSD and want someone to trip with.
My friend Alice made my cat turn into the White Rabbit!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
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Knock on Car Plastic

This is a term used in the place of the superstitious phrase "knock on wood" when one is traveling in a motor vehicle and no wood is around. One instead "knocks on car plastic" to affirm the superstition.
Oh I hope I don't die tomorrow *knock on car plastic*
by Rellik Uzi September 9, 2010
mugGet the Knock on Car Plasticmug.

Facekeyboard

Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
Jesus fucking christ my computer is so fucking slow!! *facekeyboard*
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
mugGet the Facekeyboardmug.

Cocaine

The active ingredient in Mountain Dew, and one of the active ingredients in alcoholic energy drinks like Four Loko, Joose, Sparks, and others. The label on these products says they contain "caffeine", but this is merely a misprint. They mean said drinks contain dissolved cocaine.
Wow this Four Loko has an incredibly high cocaine content. I think I'm gonna take over the world!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
mugGet the Cocainemug.

Springfield, VA

The most generic suburb you will ever have the misfortune of visiting. Located just outside Washington, DC. Springfield consists of strip malls, cheap apartments (primarily housing latino gang members), expensive hotels, the infamously ghetto Springfield Mall, and seemingly "nice" neighborhoods where old ramblers and new McMansions abound.

Don't be fooled my it's generic appearance though, most people residing in Springfield have done jail time or are engaged in illegal activities. When driving though this area I would recommend locking your doors.
Oh shit! This is Springfield, VA! Lock the doors I don't wanna get jacked!
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
mugGet the Springfield, VAmug.

Baltiless, MD

The true name of the city of Baltimore, MD. Baltiless is known for absurdly high rates of murder, poverty, and heroin addiction. The also have an aquarium that is fun to visit when you're high on dope.
Baltiless, MD is a suckass city.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
mugGet the Baltiless, MDmug.

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