Ratchetcumsock69's definitions

Midget kabob

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick

For dinner I want a midget kabob

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

Juicy seagull

When you fully submerge yourself into the ocean and run onto the sand and role in it covering yourself with sand. Then you run around stealing peoples food.

Dylan- I’m so hungry do you want to juicy seagull with me
Natasha- sure

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

A hotdog dick

When you put your dick in a hotdog bun

Griffin- my gf wants to give me a hotdog dick
Tyler- wow I wish I was you

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

Hummused

To be very drunk and horny at the same time

Dom was so hummused after his night out with the boys

by Ratchetcumsock69 November 4, 2021

ratchet cum sock

A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years

Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something

Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

Dap

How many dicks do I have to slap until they rename it a dap

Luke- I wanna dap up my homies

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 13, 2020

Batpenis

When the dick is so bad and sickening , it’s contagious

Dylan- aye I got batpenis

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020