RatchetBoo's definitions

mattress parakeets

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

Water Stone

In the Pokemon games, it helps certain Pokemon evolve.

Shellder + Water Stone= Cloyster
Eevee + Water Stone= Vaporeon
Staryu + Water Stone= Starmie

by RatchetBoo October 19, 2003

Shellder

APokemon that looks like a scallop and likes to bite people in their butts while they're tured around. They like sticking out their tongues and can be heard at night yelling SHELLLLLLLLLLLLDERRR! in very high-pitched voices.

Shellder bit the gay mail man in his butt, so now the gay mail man has a new pet.

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

search engine

Special Web sites that allow you to search for stuff, like pictures, CDs, jobs and even other Web sites.

Google is a very quick and efficient search engine

by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

Plump Succulent Vegeta Butt

A big juicy butt on a guy that resembles Vegeta's butt when he wears that blue spandex stuff. Also called a badonkdadonk butt.

D.H has a Plump Succulent Vegeta Butt

by RatchetBoo May 25, 2003

Goku

Star of DBZ. Not exactly the brightest light on the Christmas tree, but he can fight and eat like no one's business! He married ChiChi and had Gohan and Goten by her, and is almost always the one to save the day, even if he's practically dead. Vegeta always wants to fight him, but he always loses.

For those who aren't that bright, Goku is pronounced Goh-koo.

by RatchetBoo May 19, 2003