Raspberry Necessary 35's definitions

Dan Reynolds

A singer to attempts to rap but usually fails.

*Ememy - Imagine Dragons* plays

Carl: What is this guy saying? He's going way too fast.

Weasel: Nothing special. It's just Dan Reynolds.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 8, 2022

Sonic Team

A group of greedy assholes who kill Sonic. See: Sonic Boom, Sonic Forces

Sonic Team has gone downhill ever since 2014, but Mania and the movie were good. Any true Sonic fan knows this.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

Lil Uzi Vert

A person who is obsessed with weird devilish creatures. But I guess it's their hobby...

A person acts all edgy and decide to draw Hades and other Ancient Greek mythology. You know when they have braids on them and they act edgy, you know it's Lil Uzi Vert.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

Britney Spears

Plastic of any kind, normally found on water.

Bowser Junior: Why is there plastic in this ocean?

Bandana Dee: Oh, don't worry, it's just some of that Britney Spears.

Captain Toad: I'll get the recycling bin.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

E-40

A rapper who was good in the 90s but became another trash ass South rapper.

E-40 in the 1990s:

I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil

E-40 after the 1990s:

Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too

It's evolving, just backwards.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

French Montana

Those goddamn annoying Minecraft Villagers you hear on the radio.

Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?

Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

Lil Yachty

Some braindead mumble rapper who needs to go to music class.

On a quiz, students wrote answers.

Teacher: How do you play the cello kids?

Mario: With your hands!

Sonic: With your arms!

Lil Yachty: With my willy.

Teacher: Sorry Lil Yachty, but you're incorrect! You got a 15% on the quiz.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022