Gumby

A genetically modified being (GMB)

Dude, this is way too fucking dangerous, let's get a couple gumbys in here to finish this before we fucking die.

by RangerGeek February 16, 2019

Blue Genocide

The act of a law officer in killing anyone based on their race.

Dude, let's get stoned and blue genocide some motherfuckers.

by RangerGeek February 16, 2019

anx-ry

To have one's ANXIETY cause them to be irrationally ANGRY at others.

Anx-ry:

As her social anxiety got the better of her, Glenda became an-xry at Gary, and she unloaded on him with venom as he parked the car just before the office party.

by RangerGeek January 08, 2017

JFG!

Jesus F’ing God

Man, I posted that I was looking for a date for flag day, but left out the “L”.

JFG!

by RangerGeek February 18, 2018

awe-tistic

To be so profoundly in Awe, you are unable to respond; an Autism-positive definition.

Looking at the condors flying past a double rainbow on the north rim of the Grand Canyon, the chatty group was struck awe-tistic, thus could not speak as the birds with their nine foot wings swooped low over their heads.

by RangerGeek January 08, 2017

Fauxpology

A fauxpology is a non-apology offered when someone doesn't feel one fucking bit sorry.

Since he did not recognize nor care that he had caused offense, he tersely offered the following fauxpology: "I'm sorry if you were offended, but it's not like it's really a big deal eother way."

by RangerGeek August 31, 2019

Drogma

When the drama between scientific dogma, and religious dogma gets kicked up a notch by someone letting loose with a kick to the nuts

Drogma is when the drama between scientific dogma, and religious dogma, gets kicked up a notch by someone letting loose with a swift kick to the nuts

by RangerGeek July 21, 2019