SMOLLETT

SMOLLETT - Noun. To file a questionable report. Such as one that results in 16 indictments by a grand jury for filing a false report.

Dude, WTF you gotta be shitting me, he filed what...; thats so fucking not true, don't Smollett me, man...!

by RangerGeek June 25, 2019

Smollett

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.

You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.

by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019

Smollett

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.

You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.

by realsomejuan February 21, 2019

Smollett

Reporting of a false assault, racial or homophobic hate crime.

Ref: JussieSmollet

“That attack was all a hoax. For ratings! Man, dude pulled an ace Smollett.”

by Ally Ally February 22, 2019

Smollett

A person who lies a lot AND OR A long-term liar

He has lied so long, & so much, about so much stuff; that person is like no-one else since 'Smollett'
'such a hairy Lemon is Smollett'

by ozelement February 21, 2019

Smollett

someone whom lies a lot

Have you ever seen such a liar, just like a Smollett wannabe
Such a Hairy Lemon

by ozelement February 23, 2019

Smollett

An intentional act meant to deceive in order to gain fame, money, respect, pity, or exposure.

That dude did not lift 500 lbs. He just pulled a Smollett. Those are hollow weights, man.

by BennyBoomBoom March 09, 2019