Broiler

When one is so amazingly good at performing cunnilingus, they gain the status of a "broiler".

The name is chosen because, like the actual defenition, the vagina is pleasured in such a fantastic way that it is in a sense delicately and meticulously tended to, as well as heated up by this intense process.

Damn, you are so amazing at cunnilingus. You've not only treated my vagina like a goddess, but you've actually heated it up -- can I call you The Broiler? Better yet, you best change your last name to "Broilman"!

by Palmela July 25, 2008

Broiler

A broiler is the ultimate buzzkill. The derivation being the BK from Buzzkill and the BK Broiler sandwich from Burger King. Hence instead of just saying BK, you say Broiler instead. Made famous by JLJ from PC Deathsquad.

Dude, I dropped a whole twelver of brew and it broke...dude thats fully on the broiler tip.

by John Lockjaw aka JLJ aka Mr X January 19, 2008

Broiler

A term for druggies relating to an excuse typically intended to drain either time or money out of the victim. The victim is seen as burning money, and is also burned by the druggy. Thus the victim has been burned by the broiler and/or actions of the druggy.

Ted: Hey, look at that homeless druggy, he’s about to put that poor man through the broiler
Marky-Mark: *Lols*

by XGN Freshly November 6, 2022

Broiler Mistress

n, a back line burger King employees girlfriend, wife, lover, etc.

Matt: That girl is beautiful!
Bob: Make her your broiler mistress man!

Matt: My broiler mistress made me cookies. She's the best. And hotter than a spicy chicken!

Matt: My ex-broiler mistress is a real bitch. Id rather make 100 whoppers then talk to her.

by yomom6687 August 27, 2014

Milwaukee Broiler

Attempting to and successfully taking a shit in another person's oven and leaving it there for that person to find the next day. Turning the oven on and backing the shit is optional.

Tim was so drunk last night that he tried to give you a Milwaukee Broiler but shit his pants before he got the oven open.

by Tyberus January 3, 2010

BK Broiler

A buzzkill that is particularly long-lasting, such as the feeling one gets when attending the wrong type of movie under herbal influence and realizing (too late) that they're in for a long and terrible time.

See also: BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, BK Backporch Broiler and the Whopper BK

Going to see T4 high was a BK Broiler.

by Smollie October 21, 2009

Jamaican Broiler

A common variation of the 'Dutch Oven' replacing the fart with the shart in a couple's bed.

Mark intended to give his girlfriend a dutch oven but turned the event into a jamaican broiler when he realized he had sharted. His girlfriend wasn't too pleased with their next spoon session.

by chowmaine April 23, 2009