Ranchgirls's definitions
An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.
So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.
by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020
Get the Crusty Diabeticmug. by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020
Get the Vaporgravemug. A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.
We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
Get the Sloppy Slime Pouchmug. When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
Get the Crotch snifflemug. A trailer trash girl from a dirt poor upbringing who clings onto every guy she sleeps with until they pass her onto a friend.
Damn bro, I hope you wore a condom with that east county trollup, I heard she's got the crispy crotch and tuna dandruff.
by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
Get the East county trollupmug. by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
Get the Botswana Bambimug. Yeah bro that sneaky leprechaun asked me if I wanted to see me nudes of the chick he's been banging and it turned out to be my cousin.
by Ranchgirls April 27, 2020
Get the Sneaky Leprechaunmug.