Wiener goblin

(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.

(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.

Hey bro, that wiener goblin gave me the sloppiest head the other night.

Me too brah!

by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020

Worm germ

A generic declaration that one has some type of std.

I cant sleep with you babygirl, I've got a worm germ and you're not really attractive.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

indian orgasm

An orgasm that you immediately wish that you could take back upon reevaluating the situation or scenario.

The first time I had my prostate examined the female named Dr. Manjeet Skeedapon induced a flagant indian orgasm.

by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023

Learnaphobia

A state of being where the individual is unable to learn from past mistakes.

Bro, he keeps on slamming his dick under the toilet seat because he suffers from learnaphobia.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

2 stroke poke

The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.

So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.

by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020

Megan Slaw

A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.

My wife and I fell in love with Megan Slaw.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

sklartching

The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.

I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.

by Ranchgirls August 08, 2023