cum snob

A girl who imposes irrational or superficial standards and prejudicial exclusionary characteristics for her sexual partners.

I was hittin' that three or four times a week before she bleached her hair and became a cum snob.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Kongsnot

A term for a thick goopy cum load.

What the hell is all the kongsnot doing in the guest bedroom honey?

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

Gaze in the military

To take a deeper look into the practices of any nations military and honor their sacrifices and triumphs.

I had to gaze in the military until I was honorably discharged.

by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020

Germission

The consent, signal or go ahead to transfer your germs to another person.

I'm going to need everyone's parents to sign and turn in germission slips by Tuesday.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Spicy ranch taco

When you take a dump in a Mexican chicks pussy in order to get a gay guy to fuck her.

Juan, I am so proud of you for taking on that spicy ranch taco challenge.

by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020

Buttermilk Ranch

The act of using titty milk as anal lubricant.

Alright bro, can I borrow a cup of your wife's buttermilk ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020

Semen Supplements

The cum loads a wife acquires while her husband is out of town on business or any extended length of time.

Baby, I wasn't really cheating on you, I was simply taking semen supplements because you were out of town for so long and you didn't leave any for me in a bowl like you promised you would.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020