Ralphus's definitions

klein

An old man with nothing better to do than sit home with his old woman and make science tests. He talks like a gameshow host and looks like a retarded horse jockey. Other names for Klein include, captain Klein , commander Klein, and the Kliziner.

Klein is such a douche bag.

by Ralphus April 13, 2004

progger

A progger is a stupid little bitch who has to cheat at video games to boost their own morale. Proggers can be identified by unmistakeable strength and invulnerability. A progger uses a computer "prog" short for program to enhance their gaming abilities. They are fucking homos who have no life. They live in their parents basement and are 30 years old. gay assholes.

-What the flying fuck!? This little bitch just 0wned me, i was at full fucking life!
-Fuck! he 0wned me too, that little bitch is a fucking progger!!

by Ralphus April 14, 2004