A progger is a stupid little bitch who has to cheat at video games to boost their own morale. Proggers can be identified by unmistakeable strength and invulnerability. A progger uses a computer "prog" short for program to enhance their gaming abilities. They are fucking homos who have no life. They live in their parents basement and are 30 years old. gay assholes.
-What the flying fuck!? This little bitch just 0wned me, i was at full fucking life!
-Fuck! he 0wned me too, that little bitch is a fucking progger!!
-Fuck! he 0wned me too, that little bitch is a fucking progger!!
by Ralphus April 14, 2004
Get the proggermug. A threesome involving two girls and a guy. It is similar to the eiffel tower with a few modifications. A guy is doing the bent over girl from the back while the bent over girl is muff diving the other girl. The completion of the tower comes when the guy grabs the girl who is being eaten outs tits. Only a true pimp can pull this baby off, thus the name pimp tower.
by Ralphus April 12, 2004
Get the pimp towermug.