heese

holy fuck there's a ton of heese!
by ralph November 18, 2004
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FUDC

by Ralph December 01, 2003
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cluster fuck

Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.
The emergency response drill as a cluster fuck.
by Ralph September 14, 2003
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PMs

On online forums, PMs is an abbreviation for Private Messages.
Susan had PMS, and thus wrote angry PMs to other members of the message board.
by Ralph March 23, 2005
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russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.
3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"
by Ralph March 01, 2005
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bonk

by Ralph May 29, 2004
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Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg? More like Poop Dogg.
Snoop Dogg sucks/10.
by Ralph March 23, 2005
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