Ralph's definitions

job stopper

A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...

Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."

by Ralph March 23, 2005

kooter-cat

A person, or Kooter, having nymphomaniac tendencies.

That Guila girl is one crazy kooter-cat!

by Ralph July 1, 2003

russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph May 13, 2005

oobiedoobie

oral sex performed on the rectum using strawberry or grape preserve

man dog, that chick gave me the oobiedoobie!!!

by Ralph February 10, 2003

Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep

1.My friend gave me $100 if I did a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston

by Ralph June 18, 2005

kilt

A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.

Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.

by Ralph March 1, 2005

seminoles

what FSU uses for their mascot. Pretty much is a reflection of the their stupidity and lower class because infact the seminoles were a mut tribe... don't think this is the truth... look it up, they actaully teach you this in upper end universities. Seminoles were in fact a group of indians, some from over here and there, as well as almost 60%runaway slaves... interesting! makes you think... oh wait no thinking isnt an option at FSU

that is one sketchy person, must be a seminole!

by ralph July 15, 2006