Ralph's definitions

Hall Walkers

The most mundane form of higher ups specifically "brass". People with control over you and your destiny due to policy and enforcement of policy and rules and regulations.

I don't like to work during the day, there are too many Hall Walkers.

Stay away from the main office during the day, there are too many hall walkers, you are gonna get jammed up.

by Ralph May 1, 2004

MUG

Men's (Or Male) Unbifucated Garment. Any kind of skirt-like clothing used to cover the legs of a man, such as the kilt, sarong, hakama, kimono, fustanella, tunic, and many others. They tend to be much more comfortable than pants due to the room in the crotch region, as well as the feeling of the fabric against one's legs.

A kilt is, technically speaking, a skirt, however, it's more properly referred to as a MUG.

by Ralph March 1, 2005

STMML

The acronym for "Short Term Marijuana Memory Loss." When someone, generally a "stoner" forgets what they're talking about in the middle of a conversation.

"We were watching this TV show and ... ah shit!, 'STMML,' I forgot the point I was trying to make."

by ralph July 22, 2004

kilt

A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.

Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.

by Ralph March 1, 2005

high school

A miserable prison for young people whose lives are usually hard enough as it is. Often there's a poor kid who hasn't eaten in four days and doesn't have electricity. He sits and waits for lunch, where he gets to eat a piece of month-old bread and drink half a glass of concentrated orange juice. That is, unless someone steals it and pours it on his head. Later, he gets his clothes stolen in the locker room and a spray of deodourant in his eyeballs. Lastly he's taunted by girls who have so little ego that they mock the poor kid, just for kicks. Then he trudges home carrying a 40 pound backpack because someone forgot to pick him up.

Hey Ralph; where ya off to?
High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?

by Ralph January 12, 2005

job stopper

A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...

Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."

by Ralph March 23, 2005

russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph May 13, 2005