tevi

that annoying noise is teviating.
by ralph June 24, 2003
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Tennessee

A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.
Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!
by Ralph March 19, 2005
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Pieny Booper

When a male dips his dick in beer and gets a blowjob.
"DUUUDE Ralph just got a peinybooper!"
by Ralph March 10, 2005
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civic

Fruitiest cars made by Honda, usually driven around by POS white boys and little egg rolled asians
Damn Dude I smoked that dumb asians car with my 'Stang
by RaLpH March 10, 2004
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W.I.A.

Well Intentioned Asshole
I think you're pretty smart
But you act like such a jerk,
I can't stand your fake rebellion
misdirected and anti-art.
by Ralph March 02, 2004
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eating the burrito

when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!
He was eating the burrito in science class!!!
by Ralph March 25, 2004
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Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"
Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss
by Ralph February 15, 2005
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