Ralph's definitions

direndra

adjective describing a person who has a morbid obsession with fanticising about coworkers whom are far smarter and prettier killing themselves by jumping off bridges.

i'm worried that afjal is direndra.

by Ralph April 1, 2004

zmoz

Web weaver of tall tales. One who claims to be an expert in power generation, web hosting and XJ fuel economy.

See also: turd dillhole

Never trust your website to zmoz.

by Ralph December 29, 2004

oobiedoobie

oral sex performed on the rectum using strawberry or grape preserve

man dog, that chick gave me the oobiedoobie!!!

by Ralph February 10, 2003

cowtown

Collinsville, oklahoma, usa

ya i reckon ima head on back to cowtown yall.

by ralph November 18, 2004

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg? More like Poop Dogg.

Snoop Dogg sucks/10.

by Ralph March 22, 2005

cluster fuck

Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.

The emergency response drill as a cluster fuck.

by Ralph September 14, 2003

FUDC

Fuck You Dixie Chicks

Dixie Chicks are stupid democrats.

by Ralph November 30, 2003