Ralph's definitions

zmoz

Web weaver of tall tales. One who claims to be an expert in power generation, web hosting and XJ fuel economy.

See also: turd dillhole

Never trust your website to zmoz.

by Ralph December 29, 2004

Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep

1.My friend gave me $100 if I did a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston

by Ralph June 18, 2005

cowtown

Collinsville, oklahoma, usa

ya i reckon ima head on back to cowtown yall.

by ralph November 18, 2004

Star Warriors

A term used to make fun of Star Wars. Everyone who uses this word knows that it's Star Wars, yet they say it like this anyway. Usually very annoying.

OMGz YOU SCI FI PEOPLE SUCK GO PLAY STAR WARRIORS SOMEWHERE ELSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

by Ralph February 22, 2005

charcoal stick

A term used to describe a trashy white girl's fantasy of black penii.

Danielle, Gina, and Kelly sure are fans of the Charcoal stick.

by ralph February 24, 2005

Vegan-Vampire

A vampire who drinks tomato juice.

Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?

Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.

by Ralph March 27, 2005

job stopper

A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...

Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."

by Ralph March 23, 2005