Awkward moment

Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.

A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.

by Ralph March 23, 2005

Vegan-Vampire

A vampire who drinks tomato juice.

Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?

Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.

by Ralph March 28, 2005

kooter-cat

A person, or Kooter, having nymphomaniac tendencies.

That Guila girl is one crazy kooter-cat!

by Ralph July 01, 2003

batchweezer

it's a big ol' douchebag

you are a batchweezer

by ralph November 19, 2004

bungee

The hair between your nut-sac and asshole.

She licked his bungee

by Ralph March 23, 2005

baboso

stupid person

No te ages Baboso

by Ralph November 07, 2003

fascism

An economic system under which all property is privately owned by a minoroty of the population, is highly regulated by a national government, while opposition is rigorously suppressed.

Sound familiar?

by ralph February 02, 2004