Ralph's definitions

faloose

\FAH-lews\ noun
1 : large balls of dust or small bits of assorted floor garbage generally found under furniture or along baseboards.

"The house was pretty but they had faloose everywhere."

by ralph July 22, 2004

parrot-boy

shef wednesday fan, term refers to the owl on the badge - looking like a parrot. All parrot boys are prone to shitting themselves after 2 bottles of red wine with guiness and whiskey

sully is a parrot-boy

by ralph July 27, 2004

Pieny Booper

When a male dips his dick in beer and gets a blowjob.

"DUUUDE Ralph just got a peinybooper!"

by Ralph March 9, 2005

Nataleigh

pretty much the hottest freshman at GDS

i love that nataleigh

by ralph March 13, 2005

Tennessee

A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.

Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!

by Ralph March 19, 2005

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg? More like Poop Dogg.

Snoop Dogg sucks/10.

by Ralph March 22, 2005

Awkward moment

Moments that occur whenever I open my mouth for more than two minutes.

A: So, what time is it?
Everyone else: -Stares in abject shock.-
A: Umm...I just asked what time it was.
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK.
A: ...That was...awkward.

by Ralph March 22, 2005