kilt

A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.
Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.
by Ralph March 01, 2005
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dumb b

Hey Ralph, Atlanta sure is full of dumb b's.
by Ralph September 18, 2003
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FCC

the people who want to control what you think and get rid of people in tv and radio who are not apart of the republican party or george bushes religious right. all want to get rid of howard stern the greatest thing to happen to radio since fm
howard stern is being kicked off of the radio for saying that president bush is wrong in his views of censorship
by ralph March 12, 2004
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Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep
1.My friend gave me $100 if I did a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston
by Ralph June 18, 2005
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russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.
3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"
by Ralph May 13, 2005
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blows

your project blows
by ralph March 12, 2004
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Pieny Booper

When a male dips his dick in beer and gets a blowjob.
"DUUUDE Ralph just got a peinybooper!"
by Ralph March 09, 2005
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