Definitions by Rakis

snack coma 

A state of sudden drowsiness following a meal or snack,

After school I had a grilled cheese Sammich and then I slipped off into a snack coma.

snack coma by Rakis May 3, 2016

writing his name in the snow 

While urinating in the snow one uses his urine stream to "write" his name in the snow.

"A snow storm? In

July?"

"Look everyone! John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!"
( the Simpsons "Bart gets an F" Season: 2, Ep: 14

writing his name in the snow by Rakis April 12, 2016

autopedo 

Like an autophile but the interest is in oneself as a child.

To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.

A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.

I was digging through some old photos and found a few of me when I was eight. In the photos I was in my undies. I never realized just what a sexy little fucker I was. I couldn't help it, I had to go relieve the sudden stress I was getting from the sight of them. I'm such an autopedo.

autopedo by Rakis April 8, 2016

corbling 

The act of long duration sexual activity.

To engage in sexual intercourse for many hours.

Derives from the word corble.

To allow a significant amount of corble to accumulate during long duration sexual activity.

My girlfriend and were corbling all day Saturday.

corbling by Rakis April 8, 2016

grape bones 

Noun

The remaining stems after a bunch of grapes has been eaten

"Are all the grapes gone? all that's left are grape bones."

grape bones by Rakis October 28, 2015

prundle 

Prundle
Noun
A situation I which the person involved has a great deal of things to deal with.

Having "A lot on your plate"

A situation where one has many things to do and all need to be done in a specific order.

A stressfull series of tasks to be done.

"I was in such a prundle yesterday. First I had to drop Steven off at hockey practice, Megan had to go to the dentist, I had to get the car for an oil change. Next I picked Steven up from practice. Then i had to go to the garage to get The car inspected and had to go to the DMV to get the new tags . After waiting in line behind a line of about a million people I find out that I was in the wrong line. It took another hour of waiting to finally get the tags. After all of that. I get to the grocery store; That place was total chaos! the parking lot was a mess from the snow and ice. The lines to the check stands were a mile long . Finally I get home.

prundle by Rakis October 27, 2015