RYan's definitions

Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

by Ryan January 9, 2007

The Butterfly Effect

A part of the chaos theory that states that one small change in a situation(expieramental noise) can drastically change the outcome of an event. Butterfly comes from the example of the flap of a butterfly's wing altering the atmosphere around it causing(or preventing) a major event somewhere else.

Also a movie with that Ashton Cootchie

Example 1: The Butterfly effect is a cool mathematical theory.

Example 2: The Butterfly effect was supposedly based on Chaos Theroy although there is no correlation whatsoever.

by Ryan July 26, 2004

American Eagle

A clothing shop; often considered to be the place where preps shop. They are known for the vintage, rugged style. Clothing items often priced high.

I got this worn-out shirt from American Eagle. It's awesome!

by Ryan March 12, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

This is definitely the worst movie of the early 21st Century; the WORST. Napoleon gives insult and injury to the awesome Corsican general and emperor of the same name who lived during the early 1800s. (Without the Dynamite, of course.)
The quotes that all the emo rockers and other teen/college-age faggots use from this movie are absolutely lame and weak. It seems that movies today are getting crappier and crappier.

Patton, Battle of The Bulge, Gettysburg, Ghostbusters, A Beautiful Mind, Saving Private Ryan, Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Animal House, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Shining, Rainman.......now those are good movies. I'm the same age range that these kids who are saying Napoleon Dynamite is awesome; that makes me very ashamed.

by Ryan February 6, 2005

dunkpug

Slang for a pussy with a really foul smell.

No matter what she did, she couldn't freshen the smell of her dunkpug.

by Ryan February 12, 2005

poohead

Someone that is jacked up and does crazy stuff.

Paul on poohead.org is a poohead.

by Ryan April 22, 2003

Cassed

One of the best Administrators of DeviantArt Chat ever, women cannot resist him. He has charm, style, and administrative skills, and is banging your significant other as we speak.

Jennie was getting banged by Cassed while her boyfriend chatted in his chat room.

by Ryan November 28, 2004