Smash my face

a phrase that can be said to encourage someone to fight you. This line means that you are inviting that other person to take a free swing at you before you begin the brawl.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.

"Come on, gaywad. Smash my face!"

by Ryan August 12, 2004

Lie

My existence

D: + my life = 2 X D:

by Ryan November 13, 2003

Get Awesome

The act of getting drunk.

Im gonna get awesome tonight

by Ryan November 17, 2003

Plastic Jesus

1. A Jesus figure made out of plastic
2. An item that gives serenity to its owner

I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as long as I have my plastic Jesus! - Chris Miller

by Ryan November 13, 2003

rimjob

eric cartmans mom

put your legs behind your head and your ass is licked

by ryan June 04, 2004

foggels

when you place your testicals over someones eyes to blind them. The same way a pilot uses foggels to practice blind flying.

My wife said that the light was to bright in the bed room, so I gave her some foggels to help her vision.

by Ryan November 23, 2004

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 09, 2005