Austin

1. The capital of Texas.

2. Live music capital of the world.

1. President Bush was the Governor of Texas from Austin.

2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.

by RYAN July 23, 2004

Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

yeahbutno

Used in the teenager sketch in little britain.

Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework
Girl: I have
T: No you havnt
G: Yeahbutnobutyeahbutno
G:what it is right is *speaks really fast*
G: Yeahbutno

by Ryan August 17, 2004

muffintop

The effect of a fat girl wearing jeans tight enough to make the fat around her waist spill over the top of her jeans.

Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.

Don't look, but there is muffintop behind you on the esclator.

by ryan March 24, 2004

lanford

Another name for a person who is unbelievably lonely.

"Matt is such a lanford, he really needs a girlfriend," said Steve.

by Ryan December 06, 2004

elephant

an elephant is almost all japanese without a circumsized penis yuta to be exact

yuta

by ryan May 26, 2003