ROSS's definitions

morning wood

see monopoly and stiffy

i dunno what causes morning wood

by ross March 5, 2004

witches tit

the extreme ends of any spectrum

Man, its colder than a witches tit out here.

by ross March 5, 2004

women drivers

there is absolutely no worse driver than this. especially when driving a big suv (ie expedition, suburban, etc) and/or talking on the cell phone

hey some woman driver ran me off the road in her excursion while she was talking on her cell phone

by ross March 11, 2004

twelve

A 12 inch piece of vinyl.

The records club DJs usually play.

I got some dope new 12"s to play at the club tonight

by ross March 14, 2004

quickness

sarcastic name for someone who has just done or said something very stupid

Kyle: (accidentaly locks keys and baby in car)
Ross: "way to go quickness"
Kyle: "shutup"

also see quick shit

by Ross March 27, 2004

quick shit

Sarcastic name for one who has just done or said something extremely stupid.

Kyle: (accidentaly knocks baby off bridge after balancing it on the railing)
Ross:way to go quick shit!
Kyle:shutup

also see: quickness

by Ross March 28, 2004

SITC Speak

A strongly homosexual erotic way of talking between a group of German idiots, visiting the SITC portal.

OMG The way everyone talks on SITC is so gay.

by Ross March 31, 2004