shibblze

cool, sweet, shibby

That song is off da hizzle shibblze.

by ross September 13, 2003

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

spliff

weed, baccy, skins and card.

i smoke the spliff

by ross February 01, 2004

CORT

a turtle with sunglasses.

Let's go to the pet shop and buy a Cort!

by Ross November 04, 2003

for real

Can be used in place of "yes."

"Are you coming to watch the jelly-wrestling Brian?"

"For real, man."

by Ross October 14, 2003

TheLord968

also TheNoob968

is a person who constantly says the lyrics to songs for no apparent reason

also may say "teh shaftage"

that person is nearly as n00by as TheLord968

by Ross September 02, 2004

Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.

"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"

by Ross October 23, 2004