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Evolution

A popular haunt for (cockmasters). Possibly the greatest nightclub on planet Earth. Whether it be vodka on a Thursday or jelly baby on a Saturday, there's no place like Evo.
"Me and my fellow cockmasters are going to evolution tonight to get some pussy"
by Ross October 24, 2004
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Pidge

A somewhat misogynistic term to describe a woman who is generally dumb, acts immature and is on the whole lacks intelligence.
Don't worry about what she sais, she's just a pidge.
by Ross September 8, 2004
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Fox News

The most pathetic excuse for a television news channel that I've ever seen. I could personally shit in a bucket and then write a report saying that I did not take a shit in the bucket and be more accurate than Fox News. These people fucking disgust me. I can't believe there are idiots this fucking stupid. See republican for more examples of idiocy.
The stupid fucks at Fox News can't get a fucking story straight to save their fucking asses. I am so fucking surprised that after all of this bullshit smear campaigning that Bush still won.
by Ross January 11, 2005
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Quizilla

A web site where users have the ability to create quizzes on ANY subject then add questions and answers to their preference. This has proved increasingly popular but probmatic too, all down to this exact reason. The pages within used to be rather cool and somewhat...fun, but now it has been infested with little children either making pointless surveys where they desperatley plea for "cyber", giving on the option "yes" to it all, leading to their e-mail addresses popping up on the screen of results, or they just make rubbish questionaires like "GOFFIK OR NOT!!!111", or "R U GAY/AS COOL AS ME???".

However, there are some witty and mature people on the site, though the only "masterpieces" they make are honestly...NOT quizzes at all, rather very long, perennial and boring romance "novels", which usually go by the names of "A date with a vampire - part 45" or "The hot foreign exchange student at Hogwarts - chapter 12". These are all just a subtle way to do the exact same thing as their toddler enemies, as usually they will get "rated" the "highest score" by poor, helpless teenage girls who focus on nothing more than gaining around 5 boyfriends on the doomed website by sending countless numbers of private messages to the authors.
All in all, Quizilla was once a unique and informative experiece of what other people can think up, but now it it cursed and has little hope of any restoration from it's former glory...
by Ross September 21, 2004
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jewbie

jewbie comes from my producer and it means ghetto as in bad, ugly, dumb
with that duct tape on your phone, it looks jewbie
by Ross March 1, 2005
mugGet the jewbiemug.

Ricer

Ricers are people who spend very little on their Import Domestics. Most Ricers add a Cold Air Intake (CAI) and a Exhaust and think they can take any car on the road.
Tuner Named Ross Hey Brandon your nothing but a 'ricer' bitch who has put nothing on your car besides a CAI and Exhaust.
Ricer Named Brandon Dude my car has 165 horsepower I can take your Integra Type-R.
Tuner Ross Dude, you know my Type-R's engine has been completely rebuilt so why are you running your mouth?
Ricer Brandon Dude, I can so smoke you.
Ross Dude you drive a Honda Civic 2 Door from 91, that engine has practically no torque output at all, I don't want to embarass you.
Brandon Just race bitch
*The two line up on a old highway and take off, Ross easily overcomes the ricer car, Ross laughs as Brandon goes slowly because of poorly timed shifts.*
{At the Finish line}
Ross So I told you man, you suck and so do all ricers
*Ross burns out and leaves Brandon sitting on the side of the road.
by Ross January 31, 2005
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T.L.N.D

Written at the end of wherever you write yours and the love of your life's names
*-*tlnd*-*Ross Luv'z Gemma 4eternity*-*tlnd*-*
by Ross October 22, 2004
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