quick shit

Sarcastic name for one who has just done or said something extremely stupid.

Kyle: (accidentaly knocks baby off bridge after balancing it on the railing)
Ross:way to go quick shit!
Kyle:shutup

also see: quickness

by Ross March 28, 2004

yii

a variation of yaa, which is a variation of yeah

*something good happens*
person: yiiiiiii!

by ROSS October 19, 2004

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

by Ross October 31, 2004

bottlerocket

the act of doing a girl from behind (doggystyle, when suddenly an erect penis is jammed into the girls tight butthole, and to her dismay, so surprised to feel a hardened penis enter such an orifice so quickly and unexpectedly, she becomes so shocked and frightened, where she then rampently shoots across the room, much like a bottlerocket would do when ignited.

stated quite clearly in the defn

by Ross January 24, 2004

slurp

slurp; the act of performing oral sex.

The girl slurped pj for 2 hours.

by ross February 23, 2004

morning wood

see monopoly and stiffy

i dunno what causes morning wood

by ross March 05, 2004

Fat Vicky

noun, adjective; an obscenely fat girl or woman commonly seen doing mundane tasks. If not for her exaggerated size, she would otherwise go unnoticed. She could be considered a threat if approached for fear of trampling or accidental consumption of everything in her path.

Example 1. "Look out, Fat Vicky at 12 o'clock!!"

Example 2. Waiting in line at a drinking fountain behind a very large girl taking a long time to drink: "Damn, save some for the fish, Fat Vicky!"

by Ross March 03, 2005