clol

a courtesy lol. used to express laughter at something because another person thinks it was funny and you don't want to hurt their feelings by saying "that wasn't funny" but you also don't want them to think it was funny by saying "lol" it is very useful because most people will look at "clol" and assume it was a typo, feeling good about the comment they made. but in reality, they have secretly been made a fool of by the other person. if someone asks what "clol" means you should not, however, tell them it was a typo, because that pretty much negates your domination of them. if that question is raised either:
a) tell them that clol means
b) ignore the question
c) change the subject
d) confuse the other person
e) h4x
All of these solutions are very reliable and the domination of the person will not have been negated.

someone: haha today at school my algebra teacher forgot to collect the homework
other person: clol
someone: what's clol?
other person: huh?
someone: what?
other person: i'm so glad it's finally friday
someone: yeah same
(other person then h4xes)

(NOTE: the above example used solutions d, then c, then e to respond to the "what's clol?" question

by ROSS October 17, 2004

bum fluff

fluff thats on ya bum...

*imaging man picking arse*

umm found piece of 'bum fluff'

by Ross January 31, 2003

monopoly

any time in a males life when they get a hard on in public, sometimes happens as mornin wood, but anytime when it is unexpected
see also stiffy

Man I woke up this morning with a raging monopoly.

by ross March 05, 2004

chumbley

recieving a blowjob while taking a shit.

I got a chumbley before class.

by Ross October 08, 2003

'spect

Shortened version of "respect." Can be used to say something is cool, or as a general agreement.

"I just shagged your mum."
"'Spect, dude. Well done, she's well frigid."

"Are you coming to the pub?"
"'Spect to that" (Yes I am)

by Ross October 14, 2003

napster

The biggest rip-off since Santa

"Sorry you are not a resident of the USA, therefore you cannot benefit from the great services Napster can give" - The message I got after waiting 2 fucking hours trying to download this shit

by Ross May 08, 2004

mornin wood

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

by ross March 05, 2004