shibblze

cool, sweet, shibby

That song is off da hizzle shibblze.

by ross September 13, 2003

glamma

Glamma is a term that is used to mean fake or false. Also, as a wanna be

Look at that glamma playa

by Ross August 6, 2004

grelch

bland or unhealthy food that is particularly nondescript or unappetizing. Undesirable food. A weird stew.

My friend cooked me dinner... and while she's always talking about exotic cuisine, all she made was a crummy plate of grelch.

The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.

I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.

The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.

by Ross April 8, 2007

chocolate freeway

A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"

Jack inserted his cock into Peters arse for a rough ride down the chocolate freeway.

by Ross February 10, 2002

Play the white man

To behave in a fair, acceptable manner.

"Come on mate, play the white man, you're acting like a fucking Jungle Bunny"

by Ross October 26, 2004

cockpunch

A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.

Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"

Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"

Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"

Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"

by Ross March 15, 2005

Slotch

Synonym for pussy, snatch, twat etc.

Damn, would'nt mind checking out her slotch

by Ross September 8, 2004