Droppin a H-bomb

The act of putting Preparation-H up your ass.

I just dropped an H-bomb on my grill.

by Ross December 06, 2004

quickness

sarcastic name for someone who has just done or said something very stupid

Kyle: (accidentaly locks keys and baby in car)
Ross: "way to go quickness"
Kyle: "shutup"

also see quick shit

by Ross March 27, 2004

Evolution

A popular haunt for (cockmasters). Possibly the greatest nightclub on planet Earth. Whether it be vodka on a Thursday or jelly baby on a Saturday, there's no place like Evo.

"Me and my fellow cockmasters are going to evolution tonight to get some pussy"

by Ross October 24, 2004

Jnx

Sexualty In One
Always Wants To Have Sex

Porn Star
Horny

by Ross November 23, 2003

Orbulous

To describe a Womans Breasts, particuarly when stuck into a wonder bra or in the case of clearly obvious implants.

My, that chicks tits are really quite Orbulous.

by Ross September 01, 2004

yer maw

Best used as a come back

If someone were to say 'You're gay' come back with 'So's yer maw'

by Ross August 21, 2003

Ricer

Ricers are people who spend very little on their Import Domestics. Most Ricers add a Cold Air Intake (CAI) and a Exhaust and think they can take any car on the road.

Tuner Named Ross Hey Brandon your nothing but a 'ricer' bitch who has put nothing on your car besides a CAI and Exhaust.
Ricer Named Brandon Dude my car has 165 horsepower I can take your Integra Type-R.
Tuner Ross Dude, you know my Type-R's engine has been completely rebuilt so why are you running your mouth?
Ricer Brandon Dude, I can so smoke you.
Ross Dude you drive a Honda Civic 2 Door from 91, that engine has practically no torque output at all, I don't want to embarass you.
Brandon Just race bitch
*The two line up on a old highway and take off, Ross easily overcomes the ricer car, Ross laughs as Brandon goes slowly because of poorly timed shifts.*
{At the Finish line}
Ross So I told you man, you suck and so do all ricers
*Ross burns out and leaves Brandon sitting on the side of the road.

by Ross January 31, 2005