ROB's definitions

the party

The Party is a faux straight man. He likes Baz humping his leg like a dog, and has been chasing mcB for eternity.

Dan-Attempting to sound cool

by rob May 30, 2004

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 18, 2005

Soroka

New Jersey way of life.

"you Vickaz....SHUTUP!"

by Rob November 7, 2004

Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.

I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!

by Rob April 11, 2005

cherry

When reffered to in relation to a female human virgin, a hymen, or a symbol of virginity.

He popped her cherry.

by rob August 10, 2003

seek and destroy

1. sumthing you want to do when your really pissed off at sumone
2. an awesome metallica song off their first album, kill 'em all

1. larry pissed me off, its time to seek and destroy.
2. listen to seek and destroy by metallica, great f**kin song

by rob August 24, 2004

ashley blue

a hot pornstar who likes it up the ass...

yesterday I fucked ashley blue up the ass, and creampied that shit!

by rob April 4, 2004