ROB's definitions

the party

The Party is a faux straight man. He likes Baz humping his leg like a dog, and has been chasing mcB for eternity.

Dan-Attempting to sound cool

by rob May 30, 2004

g 14

Classified information. Need to know basis only.

Store this story in the G-14 file.

by Rob February 28, 2005

penie

A word discovered accidentally during Kristen's science fair project. Meaning a male's thingy.

That guy has a really saggy penie.

by Rob February 15, 2005

<><

The non deluxe Jesus fish in reference to this leet one <{{{><

Yo man hes got a <>< on his car, don't flick him off.

by Rob December 28, 2003

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 18, 2005

Bag it up like it's going out of style

To close a deal, specifically relating to getting a woman to engage in sexual intercourse, and to do it smoothly.

She's a hottie. I'm going to bag it up like its going out of style!

by Rob March 27, 2003

Jupatarlai

Planet outside of our solar system near the edge of the milky way.

"Welcome to planet Jupatarlai!"

by Rob December 24, 2003