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ann coulter

Scifiscientists in North Korea have successfully cloned one of these pieces of pond scum.

They have named it "CLUNT".

"Me nam iss Weedo Fookyoo.
We mak fellow Mellican hateress inna doll form.
We use grapfroot for adam apull.
Mellican call ting ann coulter.
We call new ting CLUNT after original."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 21, 2006

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Prayer

prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.

"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 1, 2005

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phlog

Phlog, n.
A phony, phactless, phavoritisn-philled so-called news outlet, i.e., phoxnews

Phoxnews is a phlog peopled by phuckheads such as swill o'reilly

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 1, 2005

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hornophobia

hornophobia,n.
1: What the rr fundies suffer from resulting in their unnatuiral just say no to sex bs.
2: What results from seeing a pic of ann coulter naked.

The fundies are so frightened of the natural human sexual response that, it's clear they suffer from hornophobia.

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 25, 2005

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JAZZ: n, A form of music which is original and played by mentally superior musicians as opposed to rap or other low forms of verbal pornography and immature expressions of anger.
Also: To inject liveliness or spunk into something.

One of the greatest cd's of all time is "Kind Of Blue" by Miles.
Another is "Sugar" by Stanley Turrentine.
These are both excellent jazz cd's.

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 23, 2005