20 definitions by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN

phlog

Phlog, n.
A phony, phactless, phavoritisn-philled so-called news outlet, i.e., phoxnews

Phoxnews is a phlog peopled by phuckheads such as swill o'reilly

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 27, 2005

natch

How someone with a cold or no front teeth describes a pussy.

"Man, she had a tight 'natch."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 10, 2005

Jazz

JAZZ: n, A form of music which is original and played by mentally superior musicians as opposed to rap or other low forms of verbal pornography and immature expressions of anger.
Also: To inject liveliness or spunk into something.

One of the greatest cd's of all time is "Kind Of Blue" by Miles.
Another is "Sugar" by Stanley Turrentine.
These are both excellent jazz cd's.

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 7, 2005

folex

A reply to a question given by a black guy.

When asked for whom he's buying a gift, the black guy said,
"It be fo Lex."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 16, 2005

cornball

Cornball, v. To have sex with someone from Nebraska.

Hey, you're a husker from Nebraska.
Wanna cornball?

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 13, 2005

babysit

karl rove's job running interference for the butthole bushwhacker

I babysit the idiot in the oval orifice so that his foot don't git too deep into his mouf with all them lies.

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN August 27, 2005

douchebag

A punk-ass two-bit fuckhead second term president who wends people to die in an invented war so his cock sucker friends can get rich.

gw bastard lying fucker

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 4, 2005