Definitions by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN

ann coulter

Scifiscientists in North Korea have successfully cloned one of these pieces of pond scum.

They have named it "CLUNT".

"Me nam iss Weedo Fookyoo.
We mak fellow Mellican hateress inna doll form.
We use grapfroot for adam apull.
Mellican call ting ann coulter.
We call new ting CLUNT after original."

ann coulter by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 21, 2006

Prayer 

prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.

"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."

Prayer by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 1, 2005

phlog 

Phlog, n.
A phony, phactless, phavoritisn-philled so-called news outlet, i.e., phoxnews

Phoxnews is a phlog peopled by phuckheads such as swill o'reilly

phlog by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 1, 2005

hornophobia 

hornophobia,n.
1: What the rr fundies suffer from resulting in their unnatuiral just say no to sex bs.
2: What results from seeing a pic of ann coulter naked.

The fundies are so frightened of the natural human sexual response that, it's clear they suffer from hornophobia.

hornophobia by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 25, 2005

Jazz 

JAZZ: n, A form of music which is original and played by mentally superior musicians as opposed to rap or other low forms of verbal pornography and immature expressions of anger.
Also: To inject liveliness or spunk into something.

One of the greatest cd's of all time is "Kind Of Blue" by Miles.
Another is "Sugar" by Stanley Turrentine.
These are both excellent jazz cd's.

Jazz by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 23, 2005

babysit 

karl rove's job running interference for the butthole bushwhacker

I babysit the idiot in the oval orifice so that his foot don't git too deep into his mouf with all them lies.

babysit by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 6, 2005

72

the scumbag bushidiot's IQ

g w bushidiot took an IQ test and cheated.
He was able to show a higher than actual score of 72.

72 by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN September 6, 2005