clunt 

n A female clown

"Daddy, look at the clunt!"

clunt by MeatAxe September 26, 2003

clunt 

A clumsy bitch or woman

As the waitress spilled the Iced Tea onto the customer's lap, he was heard to say "What a clunt"

clunt by bill kiskin December 11, 2003

Clunt 

noun. To purchase limited edition cigars with the intention of reselling them to your "brothers" for outrageous profit as soon as they become unavailable.

Unbelievable! Did you see him clunting those new Viaje for 3x MSRP?!?

Clunt by DouchebagPatrol March 24, 2011

Clunt 

A person whose name starts with CL, (such as Clinton, Clare etc), where there is general consensus they are the Cunt of the work place.

Oh, hi there Clunt. Did you have a good weekend doing Clunty things?

Clunt by miss super January 27, 2022

clunt 

when a females clit is so large you are unable to see her cunt, it is renamed a clunt

my what a large clunt you have

clunt by Doiminic Simms April 28, 2006

clunt 

A female clown. Contraction of "clown" and "cunt"

Bitch, did you see what that clunt did with the dog and the hoop?

clunt by kz1o June 15, 2005

Clunt 

A 'Clunge' and a 'Cunt' rolled into one. The worst type of person.

As the business man swerved and pulled out in front of our car, my four year old sister Anne shouted, 'What a fucking CLUNT!!'

Clunt by sammo g June 11, 2011