wife

The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.
I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.
by R. Kemp July 07, 2005
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Teen Titans

A cartoon made by wapanese for the wapanese. Unfortunately, it's not made in Japan, automatically making it crap in the eyes of the wapanese.
If you take away all the Japanimation pratfalls, facial expressions, and deformed contortions from Teen Titans, you would have an OK show. Oh yeah...there wouldn't be a show.
by R. Kemp February 08, 2005
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molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.
The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!
by R. Kemp July 24, 2006
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This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.
The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.
by R. Kemp December 13, 2004
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starfucker

Someone that shallowly idolizes and apologizes for celebrities just because they are celebrities in the hope that they can one day be lifted to their iconic level. They are the Hollywood version of a fanboy.
Paris Hilton got famous by being born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She then gathers "fans" through getting drunk at the most lavish and expensive bars across the world and being caught having sex and idiotic things on tape and those fans support, apologize, and minimize her antics. They truly are starfuckers.
by R. Kemp February 13, 2008
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Pearl Harbor

When you jump someone from behind to start a fight, which is an allusion to the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. This term was made famous by legendary WWE Commentator, Gorilla Monsoon.
Holy smokes! King Kong Bundy just did a Pearl Harbor job on Hulk Hogan!
by R. Kemp March 01, 2005
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PKB

Stands for Pot, Kettle, Black. Used as an abbreviation on USENET and message boards to point out hypocracy.
When he called me a hopeless virgin, the PKB meter exploded.
by R. Kemp September 22, 2004
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