Definitions by R. Kemp
feet of clay
An antihero does the right thing if there is an ulterior motive behind it because doing the right thing for the sake of doing the right thing signifies he/she has feet of clay.
feet of clay by R. Kemp December 15, 2005
netcop
The pinnacle of patheticness. These people take it on themselves and believe it is their obligation to preserve the "morality" of the internet by (and not limited to):
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.
Netcops are pathetic SOBs that haven't gotten past the egocentric and tattle-tale stage of development. Bellvue always needs new customers...give 'em your worst!
Gotcha Suckas!
Taken from the movie "Bowfinger", it's the moment in the movie where the good guy gives a gesture of triumpant defiance to the bad guys who have lost or are just about to lose.
"Peace!" - Will Smith launching a nuclear bomb on the aliens in ID4.
"You're terminated f**ker!" - Sarah Conner killing Terminator in Terminator 1.
"Hail to the King, baby!" - Bruce Campbell after killing a deadite at the end of Army of Darkness
"You're terminated f**ker!" - Sarah Conner killing Terminator in Terminator 1.
"Hail to the King, baby!" - Bruce Campbell after killing a deadite at the end of Army of Darkness
Gotcha Suckas! by R. Kemp July 12, 2005
wife
I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.
B-Dash
The term used for running in platform style videogames due to the fact that nearly all of them use the B button to run.
Might be a little too fast (B-DASH!!)
Might fall into a hole (B-DASH!!)
Might crash into some turtles (B-DASH!!)
This pipe might go underground (B-DASH!!)
Might be able to breathe underwater (B-DASH!!)
Might jump over mountains too (B-DASH!!)
Might use Mario too much (B-DASH!!)
Luigi might be sulking (B-DASH!!)
Might fall into a hole (B-DASH!!)
Might crash into some turtles (B-DASH!!)
This pipe might go underground (B-DASH!!)
Might be able to breathe underwater (B-DASH!!)
Might jump over mountains too (B-DASH!!)
Might use Mario too much (B-DASH!!)
Luigi might be sulking (B-DASH!!)
magic bullet
A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.
"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.
"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.
"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.
magic bullet by R. Kemp May 18, 2005
Lita
John's girlfriend at work Lita'd their co-worker. John got fired a week later and his girlfriend and co-worker got a promotion! Only in America!