R. Kemp's definitions

B-Dash

The term used for running in platform style videogames due to the fact that nearly all of them use the B button to run.

Might be a little too fast (B-DASH!!)
Might fall into a hole (B-DASH!!)
Might crash into some turtles (B-DASH!!)
This pipe might go underground (B-DASH!!)
Might be able to breathe underwater (B-DASH!!)
Might jump over mountains too (B-DASH!!)
Might use Mario too much (B-DASH!!)
Luigi might be sulking (B-DASH!!)

by R. Kemp June 9, 2005

wife

The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.

I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.

by R. Kemp July 7, 2005

Gotcha Suckas!

Taken from the movie "Bowfinger", it's the moment in the movie where the good guy gives a gesture of triumpant defiance to the bad guys who have lost or are just about to lose.

"Peace!" - Will Smith launching a nuclear bomb on the aliens in ID4.

"You're terminated f**ker!" - Sarah Conner killing Terminator in Terminator 1.

"Hail to the King, baby!" - Bruce Campbell after killing a deadite at the end of Army of Darkness

by R. Kemp July 12, 2005

14:59

It comes from the "15 minutes of fame" catchphrase coined by Andy Warhol. A celebrity that is 14:59 is on the cusp of losing their relevance and falling out of fame.

Madonna's attempts to become a children's writer is a sure sign that she has gone 14:59.

by R. Kemp April 11, 2005

Pre-emptive Strike

A euphemised term of an "infamous" surprise attack like the one at Pearl Harbor is called when the winners are the ones who did the surprise attack and write the history books.

The U.S. did a surprise missile strike at the beginning of the Iraq War known as a "decapitation attack". Shouldn't this be a day that will live in infamy as well?

by R. Kemp April 23, 2005

asian women

Something the webmasters on UD have an obvious fetish for considering one shows up in about 95% of their front page photos.

UD's got yellow fever! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

by R. Kemp April 24, 2005

Traitor

Allen Inmate, "King James" and the rest of those wannabe thugs that embarrassed the United States with their performance in the 2004 Olympics in Athens and then added further embarassment with their indifference to the whole thing.

Watch some ball games in the mid-late 80s and then watch the egocentric divas on the floor in 2005 combined with uninspired play in Athens the previous year and you can't tell me that US basketball hasn't hit rock bottom.

by R. Kemp April 24, 2005